“So many ice coolers don’t last and that’s why I spent $350 on one, for my ancestors, the poor white trash filling up wagons with bones and arrows, disappointing me here in the future” Read new poems by Gene Morgan (@genemorgan.info) on R&R: www.relegationbooks.com/article/four...
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I do agree with RFK jr that you'll turn into a witch if you let a waxing moon illuminate your taint
I keep boxes, I’ll get a nice box in the mail and I’ll say “yeah, that’s a real good box” and put it in the basement
Like Colombo, I’m pretending to be a dumbshit to solve life’s mysteries
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Don't like spiders but can respect spiders and let them spider, don't like ants but wish death upon any ant that enters my home and will go to any length if it means their destruction
Is it good or bad luck when a spider falls on your sandwich as you’re eating it?
Not much has been said about Epstein and dorks. Like zero cool people in the files, only huge fucking dorks that nobody wants to hang around ever.
Watched Jelly Roll shout-out my hometown the other day and do a popular dance from a popular song from said hometown and it made me want to kill myself
Dream that I had a bunch of billionaires over to my house and they all shit on the rug on my bathroom, tried to clean it up, remarking that one was definitely a vegan, but ultimately threw away the rug
When I heat up a Trader Joe’s lasagna and my kids thank me for making dinner
Picked the wrong year to quit weed and video games and engage with reality
Dream where Trump’s personal White House chef sells a special truffle-flavored Marlboro that I buy, but the only way to light the cigarette is to steal flint from the Nazis (including Hitler), which I do, but end up accidentally burning everything in the world down, and then my dad gets mad at me
Way more interested in taking Ozempic since I heard it takes your soul
Unironically relieved to be back home in LA after a long weekend in small town Texas