Boss Character: -KOs a party member and proceeds to try to kidnap them- Ras: Absolutely fucking /not/. -Crits twice in a row using Great Weapon Master-

'Here lies Ras pyr Thorne. Leader, Friend, Hero. "This is how a LEGEND is born." ' Buried on high and facing the Burning Wall. She'd have it no other way.

I wish I had the means to figure out how to make Ras' heart shades poseable lmao

Ras was always an eccentric, joyous sort. Always wearing that ridiculous grin of hers. #obsilluXIV

Ras was always an eccentric, joyous sort. Always wearing that ridiculous grin of hers. #obsilluXIV

The key to writing the greatest reality warping, mind bending, earth shattering, world defying, fantastical smut is to act like you're putting on the best damn talent show this town has ever seen.

Everyday I wake up and say thanks to the great pervert in the sky because she has gifted me with little perverts in my phone. I love you perverts in my phone.

Everyday I wake up and say thanks to the great pervert in the sky because she has gifted me with little perverts in my phone. I love you perverts in my phone.

The key to writing the greatest reality warping, mind bending, earth shattering, world defying, fantastical smut is to act like you're putting on the best damn talent show this town has ever seen.

quick sweaty Lyse 💕

"You have a butt slider now." "Where's Zenos?" "Who do you think gave you the Butt for the Slider."

People claiming they've never seen a handsome Roe before MEANWHILE MOENBRYDA WILFSUNNWYN IS RIGHT THERE

alright chat, hit me what kinda voice do you think Ras has

"evercold will be the ffxiii expansion" truthers and "evercold will be the ffvii expansion" truthers found making out in the hallway at berlin fanfest

alright chat, hit me what kinda voice do you think Ras has

@shotbuns.bsky.social i don't have anything clever to say i'm just tagging you to be gay with me

Meep@paopuvanitas.bsky.social · 3w ago

I THINK I HUAVE COVID

"No matter how strong she became, Ras was never able to defeat her mentor, Elwen, in a duel. Despite this, she never stopped trying, and Elwen was always happy to accommodate." #obsilluXIV

"Her eyes were fierce and honest, like that of a wild beast...It's part of why I hated her so much. Because I knew that whenever she told me she wouldn't let me die...she meant it. I think, deep down, I always wished she'd just give up on me. But she didn't. Of course she didn't."

"Her eyes were fierce and honest, like that of a wild beast...It's part of why I hated her so much. Because I knew that whenever she told me she wouldn't let me die...she meant it. I think, deep down, I always wished she'd just give up on me. But she didn't. Of course she didn't."

Ras has found that there's only one way to shut these two up when it comes to their incessant bickering...

I want to have a word with whoever decided that "the top" of a ship has to be the first in the ship name because some of those combinations look absolutely awful from an aesthetic perspective and shit from a butt to even pronounce there i said it

I thought about my situation just now. How it's been almost 3 years since I took a fall and haven't been able to stand up since. How my legs are so weak they can't support my weight anymore. How I'm likely never going to stand again without an actual miracle. And now I'm depressed.

cool off on this hot day by forcing Ras to lick the sweat clean off ya! This might make things worse, but you won't know unless you try.

Cheating bc none of these are 14 related... but here's some of Ras' shenanigans from the fics I've written! She's such a goober. I love her.

Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club@pachineorzea.bsky.social · 3w ago

I got another one for the writers out there 🫵🫵 Show me your favorite line from EACH of your last 5 fics/chapter updates/various writings that you've actually shared and aren't hiding in your WIPs rn.

"If you wish to be strong, smile! She who can smile, even when she’s so sad that she wants to die, when it’s so painful that she wants to give it all up and run away…she is the one who becomes strong! And she smiled. The same smile that would sway hardened hearts and uplift broken souls.

"Watch and Learn! This is how a LEGEND is born!" ...This is also how a Legend dies.

old man this, old man that. when are we going to fuck that old WOMAN til her bones turn to dust