Had a great time at the Tuesday night Rap show featuring @mike-eagle.bsky.social, Kenny Segal, and Dice Raw at the Soundbyrd
GeneralPMan
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Bluesky's leading nucular expert. I only think when I'm paid to. Every 5th skeet represents the opinion of my employer.
They are calling it Two Beer Tuesday. It's where you drink two beers on a Tuesday night
i dont care how much im going to agree with it, i am not going to watch a 4 hour documentary about elon musk
Chris Hansen checking in on the status of his next sting operation:
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · last wk.How is it, then, with the whale?
It looks like piss on the restroom floor Friday started early here at my office
Guy who likes York peppermint patties because they taste like toothpaste mixed with chocolate
woke up feeling like id been blessed by God (slept for 7 hours)
the only thing worse than baseball is there not being baseball
i dont care how cold it gets i refuse to turn my heater on in September
Bluesky's marketing team is wildin with this new slogan
disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 4w agowe imbibe cum in this web zone
"THIS SONG IS ABOUT GETTING DRAGGED BY A TRUCK" Huh I wonder what its called "IT'S CALLED 'DRAGGED BY A TRUCK'" Oh wow
Bluesky is the worst form of Social Media except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time
I think its pretty awesome how we keep letting the world get worse just to indulge the fucked up delusions of a bunch of dipshits.
The year is 2126. The United Nations of Earth celebrates the 100th anniversary of the beginning of the global crusade against the use of crude oil started by the single most consequential person in the fight against Global Warming, Donald Trump.
my steel wool ass hair shreds all the toilet paper I put down there into confetti
Seeing this book on my parents' shelf at home (the same shelf where they keep a bottle of Trump wine) felt like a kick in the balls. Like damn, didn't know you wanted me to die
Gil Durán@gilduran.com · 2mo agoTrump just endorsed a book that portrays Democrats as demons that must be purged. We're in very dangerous territory here. I wrote about the "Unhumans" playbook in 2024—and last month. Desperate Trump wants to steal the election. Here's what you need to know about the "Unhumans" strategy.