@auntchalupa.bsky.social how /DARE/ they do that to our beautiful grown-ass son!
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Zach Hyman scored 50 goals and Phil Kessel has THREE Stanley Cup rings.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh5m...
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hahaha, Bekrly Catton, you beauty. *Scene Post Game Interview* Piper Shaw (KHN Rink Side) : "After that first period, what was the conversation you had going into the 2nd about how you guys needed to turn stuff around...?"
I still get a kick out of vegans / vegetarians who worry that it's some troll job when taking non-vegans to one of their favorite restaurants. "Do you think we /only/ eat meat for everything? Like a pork chop with a side of steak and some chicken on the bone? And only if it's coated in butter?"
Really not feeling this series' "Great British Bake Off" contestants.
Seeing Taylor Hall's day with the Cup just sends me in to a fantasy land where I envision Connor McDavid finally gets his day with the Cup after helping San Jose win their first as a franchise.
My wife went to the "store" to score some gummies and some CBD balms, came back with a bag of McDonald's and now is sitting on the couch playing NES Super Mario Brothers on the couch with the blackout blinds down.
I love how hard they (Geddy and Alex) are leaning in to the celebration of the band during this R50-something tour with Anika. Yes, I am wearing my "We're In Anika's Band" shirt right now. And also yes, that is Geddy and Alex when they were in middle-school.
Oilers still gonna Oiler even when being forced to share the camera rolls from their cell phones, and calling out who were the worst players on the team.
James Crashes Into Tar Hit
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"Do not take this drug if you are pregnant, are planning, or have heart conditions." Planning?!?! I can't plan?! Like I can't plan Thanksgiving dinner? I can't plan my retirement?! Can I plan breakfast tomorrow morning?!?!? WT(actual)F?!? English...c'mon, use it correctly! #PatrickMightBeInAMood
Pulp Fiction: English Mother******
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That gerhtsky guy is so far right, they can't even get him in during the the wide shots...
Plan the <parade/tear down> your favo(u)rite NHL team <won/lost> their first game in an <insert random(1, 100)> game Season!
I'm sure there will be some comment about what he found on Camera roll when he forced him to unlock his phone during their first meeting.
@esundy.bsky.social · 2w agoBabcock’s postgame comments about Jarry should be fun…can anyone whip a BINGO card real quick?
Why is everyone freaking out over these pre-season games? *gets tapped on the shoulder* Are you fucking kidding me?! The season /STARTED/ today? I literally planned my wedding anniversary to not collide with the start of the NHL season which is AFTER October 1st!
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Can't wait for the day when NHL GMs realize that if a player demands a trade out of their current team, and then gets what they want; 9 out of 10 times, they've overpaid for a bust. "What's the trade value for someone who hasn't produced at the level they're expecting to get paid at?"
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Gaht-dayum, SNL-UK's Weekend Update has been going /hard/ this season.
NHL: "This review for a puck over glass is taking forEVER!" NFL: "We can see over the last 90 seconds, thanks to these 45 different camera angles, sponsored by Bud Light, that the receiver did get his other foot down prior to falling out of bounds..."
Nit pick time. If the base elevation at the lowest point in the City of Denver is 5280 feet above sea level, shouldn't each player's helmet sticker be relative to their height above sea level?
Futurama: Technically Correct Meme
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What was for dinner tonight? Diabetes is already off the board.
I'mma save my Great British Baking Show commentary for later...but
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Highly skilled NHL draftee undresses borderline AHL players in pre-season game, ensuring their team of instant Stanley Cup success. Our exclusive story, tonight at 10pm Eastern, 10:30pm in Newfoundland. #CanadianNHLPreSeasonContent
@karenbdc.bsky.social - that Neil Peart documentary is available on CBC's Gem thing-a-majig for free. And holy shit...I'm kind just laughing like a maniac at watching Gavin Harrison playing with Geddy and Alex...
Why is it that 96 year old William Shatner touring with a metal band is; 1. Not what I expected. 2. But also exactly what I would have expected. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFdK...
William Shatner & The Uckers Crazy Train Sept 20 2026 Riot Fest Chicago Nunupics
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The fact they have the "I'm a Mac" and "I'm a PC" guys doing commercials for Ozempic tells me how old I really am. Right up there with Kimmy Schmidt being the "Kohls Mom".
