I don't have a center I have all of the centers, I don't have a self bc, C'mon ;)
Wednesday
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Buckle up Pal ! I write a LOT of bullshit #Guillotinonomics formerly @ tw : genericpanic, WednesdayGenpan "There's no need to fear or hope, but only to look for new weapons." -Deleuze "The most capable and ridiculously petty human I can imagine" -ChatGPT
What's wild about when I cook drunk Is that I never cut myself, ever, But I do burn myself, On the regular.
Imagining the song "It's in the way that you use it" by Clapton sung by Cookie Monster from Sesame Street
Cookie Monster's Lively Dance Performance
ALT: Cookie Monster's Lively Dance Performance
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Broke : "Go home or go homeless" Woke : "Get sauce or get lost"
I am trying to dig under the pyramid of self actualization
I do not like that amazon changed it's mobile interface primary color to blue now I can't tell if I'm on Amazon or Walmart it's literally a color war
Just made a friend date for next week for Endless Shermp, After a two year hiatus, whilst Red Bobster declared bankruptcy, it's back !
Them : “Can you tell us the reason why you’re cancelling your appt today?” Me : “I like to schedule things and then cancel them because it feels so damn good”
Them : “You’re so thoughtful!😍” Me : “Yeah, man… I’m full of fucking thoughts !”
Ten Years Into It: Mass Connectivity and the Ready Mind substack.com/@secondweath...
Ten Years Into It: Mass Connectivity and the Ready Mind
There’s a particular kind of intellectual vanity that attaches itself to the present moment — the assumption that contemporary humans represent some culmination, some arrival point, after which the lo...
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"Vinted ! when you want to make $5 an hour for your labor never mind the actual value of the things you're selling"
"Treat your self-deprecation and grandiosity as formal tools" SAY LEsS
I've got a severe case of the hornys it takes me about 8 years to recover from a relationship. and 4 years to recover from a situationship. my last situationship ended in early 2022. so I'm due. FML.
You've heard of 'Pepé Le Pew' ? I'm 'Pepé Le Pew Pew Pew Pew' 🤣
Pepe Le Pew Cartoon
ALT: Pepe Le Pew Cartoon
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I bought a smoking product for a woman, inadvertently she said in passing, she was on the phone saying that she forgot to buy herself XYZ, and I chimed in "get you that then" and the cashier understood that I was paying for it. which was not my intention, but it was $1.67 so NOT not my intention
Sometimes I get high on myself, but then I remember that I'm pushing 50 and I'm still alive, so I must not be that great
