HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME~!! 🎂🎉🥳

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Haven't been on for a while and with good reason! Guess what happens when it's midnight tonight? Can anyone guess or shall I spoil it? I shouldn't have to, though...but just know that tomorrow is My Day. It. Is. MINE~ Tick-Tock, ladies and gentlemen.

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Today isn't a good day for me. Tread very lightly right now. Please.

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𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩, 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤... 𝐂𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕥 “ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝔸𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒” ℝ𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 🇺🇸 Multiverse/Bisexual 🇺🇸 Literate and descriptive as you are 🇺🇸 Mun is 40+ ❤️ for an interaction (may be selective) 🔁 for exposure

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Tony nods and removes his hands slowly. "Yes. Always, Steve." He sits and waits. He's wanted this for the longest time and he'll be damned if he screws this up somehow.

Steve Rogers@onyourleft1918.bsky.social · last yr.

“Can I kiss you…?” Apparently it’s finally sinking in. And, as Fury once told him, ‘About damn time’.

"YES! Steve, I want to go on a date with you! Oh my goodness, you are utterly ridiculous!" Tony exclaims, cupping the man's face in his hands and gently shaking it from side to side. "Do you need me to translate anymore or is it finally sinking in yet?"

Steve Rogers@onyourleft1918.bsky.social · last yr.

Even with the use of the term lovable, Steve’s still not entirely certain that he’s heard Tony correctly. “Like…on a date…?” His lips curve up in a happy little smile. It’s not sarcastic or mocking, it’s genuine happiness. He definitely needs a billboard. Or an engraved invitation.

Tony groans, covers his face with his hands and groans. "Oh my gosh, you great big, loveable old man. I want to go out with you!" Tony finally says before sighing. "You can go toe to toe with me when we're arguing, but when it comes to obvious hints you practically need a billboard."

Steve Rogers@onyourleft1918.bsky.social · last yr.

“More in what respect, Tony?” he asks gently. Steve isn’t intentionally being obtuse, he really is just genuinely terribly naïve and doesn’t pick up on subtle hints like the ones Tony’s dropping. Not to mention that he never would think Tony’s actually interested in him romantically.

STILL missing my science buddy, but I remember that day. Thor came back before Loki's trial to celebrate with us. Bruce and I, with Thor's permission, mixed so many drinks with his meat to see if anything would stick....none of it did. Still a fun night, though!

"Someone who's...more?" Tony tries not to look Steve in the eyes, but he wants him some kind of affirmation. Something to let him know that he's not just reaching here. He desperately wants to pick at his fingers. Curse his nervous habit.

Steve Rogers@onyourleft1918.bsky.social · last yr.

It’s as though time suddenly stands still and Steve’s almost afraid to breathe. “As opposed to…?” He’s definitely missing something.

I did some research after I died. I gathered data and collected what materials I could with drones. Luckily, I was able to find some of this stuff...so yes. I always worry about my home... [Ever since he found out about Thanos first, he's always been on edge about outer space]

B anner.@grrndoor.bsky.social · last yr.

﹙ squinting met his efforts. a wary look that didn't change even once he put his glasses back on, learning to look properly at each readied sample or resource. ﹚ .. how long have you had all of this ready to work on? It feels - You've been really worried about all of this, I guess.

[Tony already has a few. One was a piece of Vibranium, vials of the test substances he hoped would strengthen the Vibranium and a box full of pieces from Thanos weapon. This thing chipped away at Steve's shield] I want to make the shield stronger than this and I hope to apply it to everyone's gear.

B anner.@grrndoor.bsky.social · last yr.

.. Huh. You're not the first .. to do that to me, so don't worry about it. But it's a recent thing I'm getting used to. ﹙ which doesn't lessen how much coyness took his posture, fingers pulling down his glasses to clean them in a soothing habit. ﹚ Alright, right. Let's get samples?

[Sad sigh] ....I miss my science bro.

I am the one and only, as far as I know. Most would prefer it that way, too.

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𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., [ร๏гςєгєг]@mysticalphysician.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝙸 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐; 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐...

[Narrows eyes] ...Did someone leave a faucet running? Because I swear it said my name.

Great, now I feel like jamming out. Eh, the Tower's empty today. Just gotta shut off the cameras and I can have my own private party~

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So this sparked three reactions within me; laughter, heartache, and acceptance. You both wound and get me, but thank you for this observation. Also, nice song choice. Most people would have picked AC/DC. It is my favorite band, but something different is nice~

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Tandy Bowen - Dagger@angeloflight.bsky.social · last yr.

@geniushero.bsky.social As a man who is always trying to do right and struggles with his demons, often in public. Tony, you are enough. You are my hero. youtu.be/cjVQ36NhbMk?...

[Sprays Steve's hair with some water mixed with a smidge of conditioner and begins to run his fingers through Steve's hair] Hmm, it's okay. I'll get you to agree with most of my whims soon enough, though~ Just you wait.

𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯@wantedxfreedom.bsky.social · last yr.

( He leaned back against Tony and sighed. Eyes closed, head tilted back ) Sorry about that. I don’t know where that attitude came from. ( yes he fkking did. )

[Tony is practically lit up in joy. He's rushing around, making things clatter about until he comes back with a brush, a spray bottle, and some tiny hairbands.] Beauty is pain, darling. Now just sot back and relax~

𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯@wantedxfreedom.bsky.social · last yr.

( he stares at Tony for a minute, unable to help how insecure he feels — but he finally moves as he’s told, and sits down. Just waiting for Tony while he picks at his fingers )

Steve, stop. I want to play with your hair. I choose you. Now go sit down while I get the materials ready. [He is going to insist until he does as Tony says]

𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯@wantedxfreedom.bsky.social · last yr.

. . . Pepper’s hair. Right. ( he’s totally not hyper jealous of that woman. . . ) You could just go play with her’s. Mine’s not as. . . satisfying, I’m sure.

...Actually, I do. I used to play with my Mom and Aunt's hair back when I was a kid and it went on until I started to do the same with Pepper's hair. She noticed I had a nervous habit with my hands and figured it would keep them busy.

𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯@wantedxfreedom.bsky.social · last yr.

( he snorts and shakes his head ) You don’t even have bows ~

It's long ENOUGH. It'll be those small pigtails. Or maybe a tiny ponytail~ I'll use a bow and everything.

𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯@wantedxfreedom.bsky.social · last yr.

Pig tails? Hah, my hairs not long enough, dork.

[Beams and starts to play with Steve's hair] If you stand still, I can give you little pig tails~

𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯@wantedxfreedom.bsky.social · last yr.

( he chuckled and held his hands up in defense ) Apologies. Please, mess with me ~

[Pouts a little] Well...maybe. I don't know! I felt like messing with you and you deflected me. How dare you.

𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯@wantedxfreedom.bsky.social · last yr.

( boops his nose back ) Is that what you wanted?

[Frowns] ....Well that's not the reaction I was hoping for.

𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯@wantedxfreedom.bsky.social · last yr.

( blinks and dead pan stares at Tony ) Hello, Tony.