thinking about going back to my roots: putting on some boxing gloves and getting my abs obliterated by a hot guy

going up against a techy hacker villain today. I don't really know what the poBLACKOUT LOVES COCK HE LOVES BIG DICKS AND TO SUCK BIG DICKSint is. he doesn't even have any superpowers

i get your whole vibe, your 90's aesthetic, it's nice, but you are not going to be a very successful villain attacking shopping malls in 2026

i haven't posted in a while because it's too hot outside. the heat angries up the blood. streets are fucked out there dude we need to get everyone a sno cone and we can just vibe for a couple days

ARTFIGHT ATTACK 6 Hurry and fight him!

Playing the villain can be tough when you're not actually a cocky prick outside of the ring, so it helps to have a routine to get into character and prepare yourself physically and mentally for whats to come... 🎨: @eorapture.bsky.social He did such a wonderful job with my guy, check him out!

negotiating with the shadow elemental that grants me my power to maybe give me like a cool shadow bazooka or something

got an alert on the vigilante app that there were some civilians that weren't hydrating. took care of it

busted out stax at superhero magic night and made a few new nemeses

why are health and stamina bars so horny. #healthbarsarehorny let's get it trending

Raffle prize for @geoffwabbit.bsky.social Bathed in artificial light, the rabbit superhero will have a tough time using his shadow powers to get out of this mess.

i can explain (THANKS SO MUCH to corvus for the raffle and the lovely art! Please follow and like his stuff!)

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Raffle prize for @geoffwabbit.bsky.social Bathed in artificial light, the rabbit superhero will have a tough time using his shadow powers to get out of this mess.

Itsa raffling time! To celebrate getting a certain blue milestone, I'll give out a full-body character illustration to ⋆˙⟡ 3 lucky winners ⊹ ࣪ ˖! Entry rules are in the second image below. Remember that you have until Sunday 20:00 CEST to submit your entry. Happy entry-ing!

ah. nothing like getting your back blown out by an erstwhile ally who's been corrupted to villainy

trying to gauge level of effort as i don't know if this guy is a villain dressed like a pro wrestler or a pro wrestler dressed like a villain

APPARENTLY i must remind you villains out there that the shadow tentacles are mostly for vigilante justice and only sometimes for the prostate

just got done talking with my nemesis on superhero discord. we've got a meetup in a week downtown on the east side warehouse district. it's good to make plans

some guy calling himself Power Creep is going around causing mayhem downtown. i'll let the newbies learn the hard way that creep is a noun and not a verb here. TherapyMan about to get some business

well well well if it isn't captain dumpy and his faithful sidekick, the butt bomber

Commission for @sugarbaer.bsky.social Featuring Lief 🐀

just got a 4-out-of-5 star review on the vigilante app with the complaint that I "did a great job taking out those street thugs, but [my] shirt never came off"

went out to the vigilante bar for a night cap. saw a couple buddies there. ended up playing our favorite drinking game, "guess who just punched you in the stomach"

please stop asking me if my shadows are "consentacles"

you thinking this fox mccloud isn't fuckable doesn't make your starfox porn disappear babes.

remember that despair spirals are bad and trans rights are good. and so are arms

unpopular opinion: civilian dick > super dick

yeah your big dumb henchman may have massive fists but that just means he can't drink juiceboxes

just got back from interstellar space where i fought a fuckin' space armada alongside two green lanterns and a sky god. i was definitely NOT out of my element and i was definitely really cool the whole time

here's a crazy concept: let's take our shirts off and fight

wow that's so interesting *easily defeats you*