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ceej@ceej.online · 50m ago

with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

SPACEX PLANS CYBERNETIC CITIES RUN BY SENTIENT FUNGUS ON TREADMILLS

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 9h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

OK it's actually C because I don't know how to read a map.

Brilliant Maps@brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 9h ago

For the next 40 years you can only live, work and travel within one region of the Midwest. Which one do you pick? More about the Midwest: brilliantmaps.com/us-midwest/

I choose D because I live there now.

Brilliant Maps@brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 9h ago

For the next 40 years you can only live, work and travel within one region of the Midwest. Which one do you pick? More about the Midwest: brilliantmaps.com/us-midwest/

Oh so you say you want a bomba? Grow up.

Dudes... rock? No, that's not right.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

NOT NOW JALAPEÑOS

NBC News@nbcnews.com · yesterday

Chipotle says it removed jalapeños from its restaurants across the country after they were suspected in a salmonella outbreak that has sickened at least 110 people in Minnesota.

Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · yesterday

🟡🔵🇸🇦 Cristiano Ronaldo meets with new Al Nassr head coach Ange Postecoglou for the first time.

Perfect reverse Connections 💪 Connections Puzzle #1150 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Hell yeah Wordle 1,872 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Yeah but my sense is most of it is going to Europe

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 2d ago

Absolutely unbelievable how solar power has taken off worldwide during the Hormuz oil crisis. You don't have to hand it to him, but Trump may have done more to finally kick off a global civilization of effete librul solar users than anyone else in the West

🛰Satle #316 3/6 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca

IDK how I never saw this from Olufemi when it came out, but it's a great piece. "Common decency, then, stigmatizes people who do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association, as Russell exemplified. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply."

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · yesterday

bring back shame www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

The one I screwed up I REALLY screwed up lol www.maptap.gg August 4 99🎯 100🎯 79👏 96🔥 100🎯 Final score: 945

24 games unbeaten and I lose the title to Arsenal on goal differential, this game sucks. #Centurions

The Osimhen rumors, based on everything I'm reading, continues to be CaughtOffside all the way down.

Republicans want to look at the private parts of underage girls.

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

I am begging Terminally Online Tottenham Fans to look critically at transfer rumors and actually dig into the original "source" rather than just believing it because the BBC referenced some slop in their Rumor Roundup feed.

Dustin George-Miller@george-miller.org · 3d ago

Non-Ali Football.London piece: "Tottenham have made an approach for Victor Osimhen" Source: CaughtOffside Deeper source: "sources close to the agents industry told CaughtOffside" Note: not agents, "sources close to the industry." So -- ITK. Welcome to Bat Country.

This fucking guy

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

Non-Ali Football.London piece: "Tottenham have made an approach for Victor Osimhen" Source: CaughtOffside Deeper source: "sources close to the agents industry told CaughtOffside" Note: not agents, "sources close to the industry." So -- ITK. Welcome to Bat Country.

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Casemir-OHNO! DISASTER!

Bill DiFilippo@billdifilippo.bsky.social · 4d ago

casemiro's debut in MLS tonight and he did, uh, well you should watch this and see what casemiro did

After much deliberation I determined that my 16 year old piece of crap car wasn't nearly COYS enough. Now it is fully COYS.

Oceans ELEVEN? In this economy?

Merc with a 🫦@mercuryal.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ben Folds FIVE? In this economy?

Speaking as a Fever fan, this sucks ass.

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 4d ago

Speaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn

If he were Brazilian he'd be a bombinho

NathanAClark @nathanaclark.bsky.social · 4d ago

I'm afraid I have to go on record as saying Cody Gakpo is not 'bomba' worthy, for me.

Preseason friendlies are meaningless and also we're going to win the league

Kinda sad we don't get to see Kinsky make three saves in a penalty shootout though

Build the Richarlison statue

So glad we signed Andy Robertson for all that leadership, shame about the actual "playing football good" part