Fox is going to wipe my computer and reinstall windows for me so I can actually play minecraft. I'm of course incredibly nervous that my whole life is going to be completely deleted. and everything I hold near and dear will be destroyed.
germyjason
@germyjason.bsky.social
I'm A Hungry Little Germ Oooooo. I Stream on twitch @germyjason! this is where I will put schedule updates and probably food pictures. He/Him or They/them. 26. 🍔🍕🌭🔞🔞
ngl people being like "YOU GOTTA VOTE" is annoying but they really do make it pretty idiot proof and accessible and it makes me feel like a participant in something more important than me.
I hate when I'm about to eat food and I literally drool on myself like a cartoon character.
this motherfucker wanted none pizza with whipped cream on his ice cream I hate this stupidass pizza troll fuck him
uninstalled the tablet driver off my computer now I'm reinstalling an older driver to see if it'll make my old tablet work and if it breaks again I'll have to download a new-older driver to see if my boyfriends old tablet works on that one. Busy morning ahead.
i broke zoombinis by making them all have the same nose and hair. not fun anymore. diversity makes things more fun.
b-because I LIKE you B-baka (I transform into a canadian goose bite you and then fly away hyonking)
really proud of todays fridgle. I imagine a pirate saying this in AA talking about how they've lost their passion for going out on the sea due to their drinking problem.
scary stories, try not to get scared: Blood started spilling out of me crazy style on halloween, the it was so scary I had to take a nap.
going to have a SPECIAL SUPER SCARY HALLOWEEN STREAM in a few hours where i stream the SCARIEST games such as REPO. PHASMOPHOBIA, AND. ZOOMBINIS.
people making poems that are just their political opinions on fridgle is annoying for many reasons, largest one being that politicians are not logging on fridgle seeing ur half assed take so all you're doing is making it clear you're uncreative and your only personality trait is pissing me off.
my awesome phasmophobia pngtuber self. It makes me laugh.
ok i might not have a halloween costume this year for stream because my tablet driver stopped working and I have to retire my 13 year old intuos pen and touch small for now and can't figure out why my boyfriends hand me down tablet has no pen pressure...... Rest In Peace Intuos Pen And Touch Small 😔
Whenever people make mug cakes I remember how they make me violently ill every time and I THINK it's because a minute or two in the microwave is not enough time to cook the flour, so I want to do an experiment where I toast the flour first but i'm scared if my hypothesis is wrong I'll Become Unwell
Every single day I feed her a whole entire sandwich and this makes her very happy and healthy ^_^ she sometimes kills people though and i can't get her to stop lol
how it feels to eat a chipotle burrito first thing in the morning
"Doctor, am I serving cunt?" "I can't diagnose that. I'm not qualified." "Then GET me someone who IS dammit!!!" (Over intercom) "Paging Doctor Slay. Please sashay over to exam room 7."
I wonder if putting salt up to keep ghosts out and the whole idea of "ectoplasm" is just folklore derived from people dealing with really nasty slug infestations.
I went to the doctor a few days ago and found out I'm over 200 pounds!!!! New record! I thought it was weird because no matter what i've eaten I stayed hovering around 195 for years, but it might be muscle mass 'cause I've been exercising ^_^
Me when I'm experiencing pain beyond measure: It's fine though I'm doing ok don't worry. Me when my mother is kicking my ass in Gin Rummy: I'm literally going to beat you to death use this threat in court against me I'll go to jail 'cause i mean it.
Sniffing my cat is better than doing drugs. Everyone should sniff my cat.
Bars for white ppl with UTI's: I'm off the cephalexin 500 Drinking water like the fountains busted Never suck a cock then fuck it Burns like I fed my pussy spicy nuggets