Posting a regular turkey sandwich video to YouTube and all the other food creators start pistol-whipping me with their italian-inspired caprese sandwiches with homemade pesto on focaccia

currently watching the batman (2022) and why is this half a noir-style batman comic and half the riddler livestreaming saw traps on twitch

not enough people warn that the horrors of growing up on rpgmaker games/certain visual novels is that it makes you want to write a super secret epic true route that unnecessarily lengthens the story and ends on an overly happy note for every single thing you make

More seriously, I do like setting things in a Time and Place, but I also do wish there was an easier way to do Whatever when writing historically-set fiction that didn't immediately set off people's "This is COMPLETELY INACCURATE" alarms

gertritude@gertritude.bsky.social · 5d ago

i'm sick of doing research. my 1940s inspired story will take place in my original continent do not steal Europa, and feature unique and equally original countries such as New Germania, Franceburg, West Luxia, England, The Allied Providences of Americia,

i'm sick of doing research. my 1940s inspired story will take place in my original continent do not steal Europa, and feature unique and equally original countries such as New Germania, Franceburg, West Luxia, England, The Allied Providences of Americia,

kitty kitty kitty katz (plus a middle-aged maths professor) #ktc #doodle

People online will literally go "heh... this straight ship is kind of gay to me" and then they will write it like "he (man) kissed her in a masculine fashion, as she womanly-ed grabbed him from a position of submission, due to being female, and then they had 2.5 children"

medical agencies love billing you in the shadiest most scam-adjacent way possible

mordred vs. lillie is literally unstoppable force vs. immovable object and the demon is like a barely set cube of gelatin positioned between them who is crushed to a pulp by the wind before they reach each other

Thank you all for appreciating adult Mordred's outfit. In my mind, the most natural progression from his teen fashion is to just go all-in and start dressing like a dubiously ethical victorian scholar. Or something steampunk-adjacent

gertritude@gertritude.bsky.social · 2w ago

thinking about adult mordred recently #demonvn #doodle

thinking about adult mordred recently #demonvn #doodle

Family said I can't wear a colorful striped button-down beneath a suit jacket for a wedding (1984.jpeg)

I do enjoy how the undertale characters doing fuck all in deltarune further contributes to its "kids series where the adults are vague impressions in the background, separate entities from the fantastical world of the youth" vibe

good-looking indie stuff is cool but i am not a fan of how some spaces seem to go "you can make something just as good as the industry, but YOURS!" when I believe the appeal of independent works is engaging with stuff of amateur/unacceptable quality and still feeling moved

not even attempting the o2a2 jam this year because it decided to happen in the middle of my 13 day work week from hell #epic

#deltarunespoilers it is kind of funny to me that I haven't seen anyone carnally attracted to flowery (youthful anime man) because the deltarune fanbase is instead made up of people who want to fuck spamton

I've seen enough AI slop to believe that we need to start drone striking data centers but also you guys can't just advertise your stuff as being "human made." You have to use adjectives and phrases to describe your work, instead of constantly putting it in comparison to AI

just looked up "foot stocks" to get a reference for something. was everyone else aware this was a fetish but me. did the puritans also have oiled-up foot tickle time to punish citizens for stealing chickens

The thing about danganronpa v3 is that regardless of how well-executed it was, I just have to respect the plot concept of "what if danganronpa went on forever and was dozens of seasons long and they started running out of ideas while experiencing horrific seasonal rot"

I hope you guys enjoy all the interesting and relatable content you get here at Gert Inc

Day-off breakfast goal was to make a bacon egg and cheese, eat half with a healthy side, and then leave the other half for a loving family member, but no one is inside my house and I was too lazy to make anything else so the other half keeps calling to me like a cursed artifact

model citizens #oc #doodle

Packed myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with baby carrots and a cheese stick for tomorrow's lunch. This is the true working toddler's lunch

⚔️Today, I'll Be The Hero⚔️ You're THE HERO. Save THE PRINCESS. It's what HEROes do! A free VN featuring 20k+ words, 100+ CGs, a fully original OST, and 5(?) endings. #indiedev Made by @ministarfruit.itch.io, @vvenn.bsky.social & I for #BattleActionFantasy Jam !! 👇Play on itch! 👇

rewatching the sans boss fight and i really like how they didn't draw smaller gaster blasters for some of his attacks and instead just really badly squarsh them

The Great American Webnovel

Five chapters into Deltarune and somehow my favorite character is still fucking Berdly

if your story is a metaphor for anxiety or depression or whatever then i do not care. but the monster symbolizing anxiety or depression has to be real. it cannot be a dream. you are not writing some middle ages allegorical tale make that monster go "no one loves you... AND i'm under your bed!"

30 minutes until Papyrus Knight is made canon 🔥🔥🔥

briefly getting back into cookie clicker. love how every part of this feels like it was made by a sick and unwell mind