@getty.bsky.social
startup vet. P(roduct)M(ommy). GP @ West Ham Cap. rooncoin maximalist.
EDITORIAL: David Frum has locked us in an office. He is completely naked and pressing his dick and balls against the glass door, and trying to wink at us but he doesn't know how. He is threatening to stop doing this if we don't keep paying him to write for the paper. Does anyone have $150k
skeets? shipping daniel and lorentz? journos attempting to dunk on our Jay? the hell is going on over here
you’ve heard shape rotators and wordcels, but what about iphone rotators and poorcels? in this essay i will discuss the impact of ios only launches on soc—
ahhhh how are there no drafts just typed a not-tweet then canceled to workshop later and 🪄 it’s gone
the lack of likes tab and its consequences will be a disaster for the simp race
sky app destined to be hornier
pro tip: repost and like your own content for extra dopamine (engagement notifications)
the lack of dark mode on web app is good UX imo. helps the android people understand the pain we feel when we see green texts