I saw the shirt on Hail Mary and decided to make one. It's my style of humor.

Anyway, here's a street eyeball.

The Red Line Trax is playing hopscotch this morning by moving passengers from one packed single car to another one on a different track so they can do work on the lines. We have stopped and danced this mess around three times already music.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsb0...

Dance This Mess Around

YouTube video by The B-52's - Topic

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RFK Jr can go to hell. April 27, 2020 I was one of the first wave of patients treated for COVID 19 before a vaccine was available and was in ICU for 3 days in isolation on 3L of O2 knowing a ventilator wasn't available if it got worse. Lungs ruined; it was horrible. wardim.us/wardimus/wp/...

Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 3d ago

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.

Something something sucking the chrome off of a trailer hitch. That's what comes to mind @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is the only way Donald can get this close to Jesus without getting his face bitchslapped.

The interesting comments start at 26:40 of the press conference. youtu.be/0BYWX4YlcQ4

If we were smart about this, we'd plan to safely direct and land old rockets and satellites on the moon repeatedly, with the idea of collecting enough material to safely re-use it when we could get there and recycle the equipment. Don't crash it. Repurpose it. nautil.us/an-abandoned...

An Abandoned SpaceX Rocket Is About to Crash Into the Moon

An Abandoned SpaceX Rocket Is About to Crash Into the Moon: As the moon starts getting crowded, questions of safety and responsibility are becoming hard to ignore

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So many questions. Was it a Labubu that LOOKED like Kevin O'Leary? or Was it a Labubu that Kevin O'Leary personally carried around?

Steve Marmel@marmel.bsky.social · last wk.

I have so many questions. But not a lot of sympathy for the guy that wanted to scar Utah with a giant AI data center. Maybe the Labubu left him for somebody with a soul.

I made a map of Salt Lake City Donut Shops because if you know Utah, we can't stop talking about our sugar (and I'm a guilty party to that too). www.google.com/maps/d/edit?...

SLC Donut Shops - Google My Maps

Donut Shops in the Salt Lake City Metro Area

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I can write a better Boy George-inspired song without AI - do you really want to hurt me - when you erase my people - and call it retribution - while you profit from a war you prolong - it's genocide baby - and nothing good comes when - the blood on your hands - is washed with - shekels and shaddai

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · last wk.

“boy george admits he used AI to create his new pro-israel song” is now a sentence we can say

Trump is the walking definition of the word "bimbo". He's gonna call Putin. Really.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last wk.

Tell that to the families of the dead American soldiers.

I watched Masters of the Universe (2026) at the start of the weekend, which prompted me to watch Masters of the Universe (1987) today. That wasn't 80s or gay enough so I ordered Flash Gordon (1980) which should show up on Tuesday. I still have Buck Rogers in my back pocket. #80s #nostalgia

Couples night

A new Federal ADA is needed because disability law shouldn't merely prohibit discrimination; it should guarantee that disabled people are able exercise the same freedoms, opportunities, and autonomy as everyone else. Especially in the dawn of AI. utah44.com/a-new-federa...

A New Federal ADA 2.0 Is Needed

Disability law should not merely prohibit discrimination; it should guarantee the practical conditions necessary for disabled people to exercise the same freedoms, opportunities, and autonomy as ev…

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New pins ordered for the Oracle Haters. You know who you are.

I think KSL classifieds has figured me out.

The Great Salt Lake is so very, very fucked. Hannah Freeze as the new Salt Lake Commissioner means I can't tell which special interest is going to get in front of the GSL at this point, and I ain't throwing hay by sayin' that. Anywhooo, wanna buy a hat? utahnewsdispatch.com/2026/07/22/u...

One of these is not a bird, buddy.

I noticed something a couple of days ago, and after the initial freakout it turns out its just completely normal getting-old shit. It's called Arcus Senilis - a ring or arc made from lipid deposits in the outer edge of the cornea. Doesn't affect vision so now I have two-tone eyeballs.

I'm kinda excited about the new Light Phone Flip - it's available for $299 preorder with expected delivery in April 2027, check it out. #dumbphone www.thelightphone.com/shop

The Light Phone

Light is a radically different technology company. We design beautiful tools that respect and empower our users and our first product is The Light Phone.

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I know a decent cell that his body could fit into.

marylou-ber.bsky.social@marylou-ber.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ponder that statement coming from the filth that was Jeffrey Epstein.

It's too bad that tech is so cozy with the current administration because Google could have totally capitalized on this image for their "magic erase" feature.

Womp womp. "New management didn't think this through, just wanted to impress Larry"

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · 2w ago

Oracle’s plan to spend hundreds of billions to build data centers to support OpenAI has been a millstone around its neck. It’s getting worse as environmental permitting issues are raising its $16.5B data centers costs in New Mexico as it’s forced to switch from gas power to fuel cells. Tough times

But he lives on in our hearts, Jon.

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 2w ago

The only two things that could best that ending is if Melania went home with Gianni Infantino, and Trump went home to be the king of Argentina.

In my past life I was paid to talk to people about their work and document what they did so we could figure out ways to improve things. I have always enjoyed this kind of stuff - if you happen to know a role/team/company that could benefit from said service I'd love to be on a payroll again.

What is TOM CRUISE doing in the intro for FIFA? He has NOTHING to do with soccer? You literally could have had WILL FERRELL do the intro and it would have made more sense - he has ownership in a team. You could have had JASON SUDEIKIS do the intro and it would still make more sense. Fuck Tom Cruise.

Taylor Farms is relabeling their salads as a new explosive colon cleanse. It's called "Colon Maxxing" and EVERYONE is doing it

Frenemy of the People@frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 3w ago

Thanks to the “explosive diarrhea” outbreak, I can now classify Krispy Kreme as health food.