every once in a while i get in a weird mood and feel like the unsexiest unhorniest person to ever exist

a meal where you only dirty a single bowl is probably one of the best feelings of all time

should i watch rent a girlfriend

lifting the skunk homie’s tail as a prank despite the numerous warnings

i love big gross bitches so much

doing a side quest of trying to fix a rattling cpu cooler (already annoying) when i drop a pc case screw behind the bookshelf and it genuinely just evaporates from existence

vegetables be like yeah we’re not very good unless you dress us up also we’ll make you fart and shit like crazy

ewww your snutthole (snail trail butthole)

a bit i always find funny is streaming a game with some absolutely egregious mods installed and just pretending like you dont have any installed

sts 2 still sucks

extra rough billy sketch

ai cosplays are so goofy even if the person is real like whats the point? making the outfits and dressing up is the fun part but i guess these guys just wanna show off how hot they are

my wafflemaker just stopped working yeah i gotta blow something up

i rip therefrom my hams -rene desfartes

its humid at night AND bugs are biting me i gotta kill something

deadlock is fun but my decision to play characters also depends on if they have a mod that turns them into something else with big tits and a fat ass

i find i am extremely irritable for the first hour i am awake

i wanna make a magical girl but its fucked up and it transforms a pretty muscular gym bro into a bombshell babe whenever they have to fight evil lustful monsters and its a very confusing experience for them

Predator Bandlands has invoked a mighty need. Does this class as a Del? PreDELter? She's based off of a previous Del-verse predator so I guess so. #myart | #predator | #yautja

the serving sizes for stuff like syrup is a joke. what do you mean 2 tablespoons that’ll barely make my waffles wet

disposal is the true anal-log horror if you catch my drift

latex more like babetex

thats right #washyogoochiefriday

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Emperor Protects! So no reason to use condoms. They'll solve their low Chapter numbers together. Art by @mistercanvas.bsky.social Colors by Me Featuring cat ears marine by @ghangaji.bsky.social

morgan's pussy

i’ve developed a lot of disdain for gacha games after i realized how stagnant those games are in terms of building and playing the characters you actually like. also the dailies

just thought about the possibility of an art piece of christian couple finally having vanilla missionary sex after abstaining til marriage and laughed

im of the opinion that for most pornographic purposes religion is best made for corruption and weird blasphemous sex

This is what they call "political negotiations"