Everyday I wake up and I'm still the world's best crime-fighter. Frankly, I could use some competition.

I.C.O.N., send Bruce a bouquet of roses with a threatening note. He's been getting too comfortable lately.

I do not care for Batman's children.

I'm back, bitches.

The Justice League is so pathetic.

𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 ❤&🔄 #𝐗𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐑𝐏 𝐗 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏

"You said you'd solve this problem. What a shame that you lied."

You Americans will do anything with food...

"That red and black one doesn't even have the decency to die about it."

Ghost-Maker@ghost-maker.bsky.social · last yr.

"There are far too many idiots in this line of work."

"There are far too many idiots in this line of work."

"Whatever, I'll just sell it or something..."

Ghost-Maker@ghost-maker.bsky.social · last yr.

"Busting drug rings is great, free drugs. However, this might be too much free drugs..."

"𝐢'𝐦 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬."

I've always admired how art persists under even the most difficult of circumstances.

"Busting drug rings is great, free drugs. However, this might be too much free drugs..."

" I know the route by heart. I've been studying my map! "

He's in the Haunt blasting "Tell Me" by the Wonder Girls while he works on his car.

🌲// also too much ghost not even bat, should I make a Bruce account?

🌲// so many new accounts on the dash, wowzers

If I have to spend another second dealing with teenagers, I'm going to break into the batcave and smash the computer.

We've all kissed Bruce Wayne, you're not special.

Under his mask, he raised an eyebrow as if to say, 'Oh really?'. "Thank you for the input." He said sarcastically.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · last yr.

"Don't kill it. Alligators are all endangered species."

"You're very welcome. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an alligator to catch. Or kill. I haven't decided yet."

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · last yr.

Joel scrunched up his nose, then brushed it off with a grimace. "Thanks for sharing."

"Oh, you don't know the half of it." He flicks his hand carelessly and a spot of sewage lands on Joel.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · last yr.

Looks down at the man emerging. "... Long night?"

He pushes up a manhole cover and crawls out. "I hate this fucking city."

// the thing about ghostmaker is that he's so pathetic and uncool