Good for him!

Mr-S-Leather@mrsleather.bsky.social · 8h ago

Seriously? $89.95 is a very reasonable price for a posture collar of this quality. Each one is crafted by hand & will keep your politician laser focused on serving the needs of their constituents… Seriously though, we couldn’t be prouder that Gallant didn’t flinch or allow himself to be shamed!

Rings are just hanky code for straight people “Oh no, the ring has a gem on it, and it’s on his left, so that’s his training/probation collar. When he goes through the collaring ceremony, they swap it for a much simpler metal ring on the other hand. The gemmed one on his right means he likes sports”

Junior: Bodybuilder Mpreg from 1994 Juno: femboy Mpreg from 2007 Which I think means Jn: the dadbod Mpreg from 2020 must have cut from Pedro Pascal’s schedule. DAMN YOU COVID!!!! REMEMBER WHAT IT TOOK FROM US!!!

It is so satisfying being able to get back to ass-to-grass with heavy weights in my squats. Yeah, it’s not quite 300lb all the way down there, but I’ll take 120kg/265lb for now. My core strength and stability is coming back. Hoorah!

Me: [Learns about kiwis and their egg size] My absolutely rotted brain: “When the furries hear about this-“ My absolutely rotted brain on capitalism: “Make kiwi bird themed kink gear immediately! You’ve got maybe 3 years before this is everywhere!”

Me: I love fat! Me: I love muscle! My body: ⚖️

An amazing turnout today for the trans solidarity alliance mass lobby! They’re having to try and find more space for everyone who’s queuing because we’re spilling onto the roads.

Happy Werewolf Wednesday

Rocco’s Wager: Four possibilities exist. 1) AI will become god and we hyper focus on AI. 2) AI will become god and we do not hyper focus. 3) AI won’t become god and we hyper focus on AI anyway. 4) AI won’t, and we don’t.

Me, last night: it’s not like I choose this! I swear, I don’t go running towards drama! Me, 6 hours earlier: [a guy is on the floor at the gym, a personal trainer is stood over him, on the phone, looking terrified and confused about what to do] *literally runs literally towards the drama*

If confidence could pose, it would look like this.

It’s interesting to see how the network effect interacts with enshittification. As a website/app shifts its focus further and further from being a place users can enjoy being, to being a place that sells its users eyeballs, you stay, because your friends are all still there. Until you don’t.

Wheeee! Knocking some rust off. I love the super sore feeling of muscles going “wait! Shit! I wasn’t ready! Let me tidy up and reattach all those neuromuscular junctions!” Same muscles. Don’t worry. You get used to running with toast in your mouth.

Culinary nerds! I need help! A crepe is not a pancake, in the same way that a dosa, an arepa, and a tortilla are not pancakes. Sure. Yes. Makes sense. But there does need to be a category term for “wide flat cooked dough that’s used to convey deliciousness”. What’s the official taxonomy?

Daddy calls my tiddies Siberian cos my shelf is Continental. Ok that’s enough internet for today.

Himbo work uniform options: -Lab coats with tiddy windows -thigh highs, thong and arm sleeves (programmer stripes) -button down crop top and shortshortslacks (jockstrap strap showing above the belt)

This may be the most himbo day I’ve had in a while. 1) Spent hours catching up with an old friend as he talks through 3 years of heartbreak and trauma, until he fell asleep on my bed. I’ve set up the pup bed for myself tonight.

I finally have something for a #TFTuesday! What began as a silly cow-themed costume became something more... 🐮🥛✨️ #EviTF #Gaius

I have been made aware of the newest gladiator. I am now training so I can apply to compete in gladiators. If I am to fall, I am to fall to this man. www.instagram.com/p/DbA0-jQDFgu/

Times change… My video is doing the rounds on Twitter again, and it’s getting a lot of people calling me “ahead of me time” and “I don’t get the hate”. Sure some people are still very closed minded about other stuff, and that’s fine. That one’s still way ahead of their time.

Broke: I wasted the day hyperfixating on a video game… Woke: I found a renewable and fully paid for source of dopamine to help me through this adhd/ptsd flare up. Bespoke: I found a great way to make hole training go better! If I forget I’m hungry, I’ll forget I want to take the plug out!

Hair Loss… My fellow millennials, it pains me to say, we must return to 2000s smoothness to prevent such monstrosities from ever being birthed again. I’ll go get the very sensitive, moisturiser and scrubbing sponge.

Yama@wolfyama.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hey. Why’s everyone laughing? I don’t get it. It’s just sticks.

These things come in 3s

Charlotte's Desperate Plea to Tiana

Alt: Charlotte's Desperate Plea to Tiana

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Lies! Calumny! Mendacity! Slander and Libel at the same time!

Ruffus@ruffusbleu.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Type matchups

Me and you, dear reader, obviously. But when and where?

Caldatelier@caldatelier10.bsky.social · 3mo ago

No pets allowed?

“The hands of youth supply alcohol to minors!” is Soviet Propaganda Poster-core and I wonder what bonus it gets me in HOI IV.

Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Graphic design is my passion.

I wish it was easier to tell the difference between "this retraumatising event hurts somewhat, but I'm handling it well" and "this retraumatising event has not yet fully sunk in and the next x days are going to be SO much worse." Stupid non linear healing progress.

Highlight for today's game of Heads Up: "Horse with a spike!" "Unicorn!" ✅ "Not Gender Solid!" "Gender fluid!" ✅ "HIS GENDER!" "Non-Binary?" ✅ "Horse with a long neck?" "Sarah Jessica Parker!!!" ❌ (it was Giraffe)

Odd question. I spent a lot of time listening to gainer encouragement/story audio and thoroughly enjoyed it. Is there any equivalent for muscle/jock/himbo/bull/cow stuff? Anyone have any creatives they can recommend?

Shrink ray gun, but you're just using it to make your musclebear sub into a 5'0" meatball for aftercare snuggling. You'll turn him back after.