ElizaDear

@giantfemfinn.bsky.social

23, She/They. Giant Terror. 🍽️ Rhiannon 🧠

A giant couple casually discussing whether you count as a person and whether it’s okay that one of them just ate your friend. Even the nice one didn’t blink at her girlfriend ordering you to start licking both of their feet, though.

Pinning a tiny under my hand, and instead of picking them up like they thought, I just keep applying pressure as I flatten my palm flat against the table. A quick wipe to the side and a little bit of tissue for my hand and the pest is gone

haha awakening a bit of a dom side in your girlfriend is a completely safe and non-hazardous activity!! you certainly won’t find yourself at the whims of a very creative, very enthusiastic girl who now has *so* many things she wants to try out on you!!

A human brain, copied and compressed down to fit onto 11 5.25 inch floppy disks, thoughts restrained by how slow this format is, kept in a constant state of fear and confusion from prodding pains caused by misbehavior... and her lonely agoraphobic owner intent on having a girlfriend.