She's busy working on her bestiary. Don't disturb her if you value your hearing.
Lydia Martin (PARODY)
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“𝐿𝑒𝓉’𝓈 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃’𝓉 𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝓅𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃”
For some reason he had pot roast on the brain. 15 hours, a smoker, and an oven later—
Chat, idk what's going on right now. But sushi's on me
“You can certainly try.” Julia ‘Jules’ Alexander aka Advantage, your friendly local game master and comic store manager. Full-time nerd, part time superhero with legendary resistance. ♡/↺
This sleepwalking nonsense has got to stop. If people could just quit dying for two seconds! A girl needs her beauty sleep!
"Super-crime? You mean like Superman?" Lydia's eyes roved over him and took in his disheveled hair and glasses etc. She noticed how aggressively gentle his handshake was and it piqued her curiosity. She may only be a fashion columnist but they didn't mean she was dumb. (1/2)
"Clark Kent. Local interest, and super-crime." He shook her hand. His hands were rough like a farmers hands. His hand shake was aggressively gentle. "Nice to meet you."
"Lydia Martin. I'm the new fashion columnist." She smiled confidently and stuck out her hand to Clark.
"Thanks I think." A raised eyebrow. "Who are you, again?"
Lydia wasn't impressed. She'd just raise an unamused eyebrow at Clark. "I think you and my childhood best friend would get along famously. He had awful jokes like those."
"Aw come on, it wasn't that bad! It's a classic vibe!"
The urge to roll her eyes is so strong. "That's the worst joke I've ever heard. And I've heard some really bad ones."
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Adjusts his glasses. "Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!"
《TARDIS》 How are you real?! You're a cutie patootie! 🥰🌈💜
chere♡ it’s so soft tooooo!
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⛓️💥⫘⫘ “𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.” ♡ + ↻ .ᐟ ⫘⫘⫘⛓️💥⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
"ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ? ᴡʜʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ?" "𝚃𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕."
"𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘐𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘔𝘰𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘪, 𝘚𝘰 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘈 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘥...𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘥!" ~~~~~~ --- ~~~~~~ Gambit, Remy Etienne LeBeau