Gilbert Bystander
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• Downtown Gilbert's Champion • Legendary Bystander to Multiple Events • Devil's Advocate GilbertBystander@GilbertBystander.com
Rare doublekill on this jack in the box ad. The odds are extraordinary
Update on person threatening to shoot my drone. Good admin! I had forgotten about this already but I reviewed my footage and I can ID him if I really wanted :)
Reminder: the FAA, solely, controls and regulates our airspace from the the surface all the way to outer space and technically beyond, lacking any defined boundary upwards. Yes, even over your house. (Guy threatened to shoot my drone)
8" Solid Titanium Hooligan Forced Entry Tool. Light and strong and useful multiple ways
In an incident I absolutely do not recall happening a few weeks ago, one of our very young guests apparently hit Jeremy with a hula hoop, so his grandma said they had to go home. Today he and his brother sent apology cards and a dollar for Jeremy to buy snacks.
Im too busy for the big botany conference also im not invited and im not a member
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You could make a whole ragebaiting line of silly shirts - My Nonbinary Toddler Voted 17 Times (By Mail) - My Illegal Amish Immigrant Roomate Stole Your Pronouns - 27x VACCINATED - Tax Me Harder Pls - I make Windmills Made of Solid Coal - I Do Not Think the Second Amendment is All That Great, TBH
Gilbert Bystander@gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 7d agoGonna start wearing a HERO tshirt with his huge face on it just to fuck with idiots
Caleb H HATES hundreds of photos. He always says this
@mccallmethebreeze.bsky.social bro I regifted this kasta marker to my dog Reno Dakota and I could understand how this may SEEM offensive but please know he is getting significant and lasting joy from this which in turn gives me lasting joy and he doesn't really destroy them, totally
Orville Peck's Pony is great, front to back- incredible gay cowboy music. Just really, really good plain and simple
Okay okay tamale ladies dont sell frozen raw meat sorry
Hot take: REO Speedwagon was just as good as Queen at Live Aid, maybe better
Santa Muerte, please protect all of my haters carefully. They know not what they do
@mccallmethebreeze.bsky.social how about i try to send you one? I am able to ethically and legally harvest a full small creosote shrub and I believe they are tough enough to ship bare-root. For science
I bend any page corners for bookmarks always, haters weep
Tressie McMillan Cottom@tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 2w agoI was reading in public — always risky — and writing notes in the margin, as I do. Some guy intervened to tell me that he could never write in a book. Seemed like a personal problem that has nothing to do with me? Anyway, once again daydreaming of walking into the ocean.