Cursed with the love of grand antique furniture but a NYC studio apartment

Was feeling so anxious sending an email I was on the verge of throwing up and no one ended up caring lmfao

no shade but I wouldn’t take acting advice from people I wouldn’t even trust to watch my bag at the coffee shop

The home decor girls that just marry rich but don’t have kids and spend their days buying furniture and playing house all day……. I want what they have

I’m gonna make my first ofrenda for día de los muertos this year :)

It’s crazy that some of the people closest to me (my mom and @kidandthecity.bsky.social) don’t care about theatre LMFAOOOO

picked up a shift as a barback for an event and accidentally said I was a bareback

state of emergency and asking if I can host is crazy

sending signals to oomf to let them know i wanna kiss

A bookcase from IKEA is $80 but the delivery fee is also $80…. Ok

snip snip!

When a comedian tries to rebrand to hot thirst trapper it’s time to pack it up

One like and I get a sweet treat

Where do gay people find other gay people to marry

European tourists asking if they can sample the food at Dig Inn? LMFAOOO

Talking to actors about industry stuff is always so low vibrational like can we not

I’m off twinks until my cortisol levels stabilize again

Put on what I thought was a Gen Z outfit just to get called dad by multiple oomfs

being vulnerable and putting myself out there again LMFAOOO

I am feeling what some may describe as feral

Have they considered turning on the lights at the drama bookshop

Is it too late to have a slutty summer

musical theatre actors are so unserious like wdym ticket link in your bio… your show is in Missouri???

rebranding as someone that carries nothing but love and light in my heart

My latte in Hell’s Kitchen was $10 should I go d*e

Another fuckass thunderstorm. I’ve had it!

Mom was giving me attitude and I asked her what’s wrong and she said she thinks she has postpartum depression (33 year delayed onset)

Need to be objectified more

The concept of dinner party for gays that no one eats at

Wishing this diva a Happy Birthday on her journey to mid 30’s. the last photo of @giltorres.bsky.social is what he wants to do to me on a daily basis