GIRL HELL 1999

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faggy goth/industrial music by crisis darling

why must we even entertain the fanfictions ai dudes are writing about their own companies. like how credulous do you have to be to see "report from mr ai says ai capable of getting a boner now" and go "wow, well who would know better than mr ai"

idk dude, I'm trying to figure out how somebody gets from "this person has employed hyperbole and I find that annoying" to "this is indistinguishable from the holocaust" and the only thing I can figure is that you were already looking for an excuse

trans people are expected to straddle so many contradictory positions. we must de-politicize, while acquiescing to our expediance as a political object for others. we aren't w large enough block to cater to, but our support is apparently the lynchpin upon which the Democratic party depends.

Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈@kennedy.northsky.social · last wk.

"I wish trans people weren't so political about everything" - people who gave us literally no choice

db cooper was trans. so was arsene lupin. actually all gentleman thieves are really gentle lady thieves. every rogue youve ever played in d&d was saving up for an orchi, canonically. tuxedo mask, too fuck it

one of the most important lesson you can learn in life is that a dude can wear a suit, speak with practiced theatrical diction, pull smug facial expressions, and still be a profoundly stupid piece of shit who's wrong about everything

Cato Institute@cato.org · 2mo ago

"The great achievements of civilization have not come from government bureaus." — Milton Friedman. They were driven by individual liberty and free markets. And they always will be.

I love cincinnati cuisine bro, it's always some kind of obscure but beloved delicacy with a cute name and everyone is like "omg it's actually so good, you don't understand" and then it turns out it's like loose pig teeth and cinnamon

some of you treat literary criticism like yu gi oh, slapping down yr "death of the author" trap card and and crossing yr arms smugly, but you didn't win anything, you gotta actually use theory as a tool to explore a text, not as a cudgel against other scholars, see me after class

"but we're poor" okay dumbass, make friends. get to know the people in your scene who like doing creative stuff. pay them as much as you can afford. or fuck it whatever, old public domain art and photography is free, and so is gimp. you don't even have to be pleasant or likeable.

Graeme Swanson@swansonian.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I don't have any patience for the "but we're poor" argument for bands using AI for posters and publicity. Try to think back to roughly 3 years ago when you somehow coped without it.

1/3 of the game industry has lost their job in the last two years. Ubisoft closed two more studios today. Everyone is out of work. To that end I'm starting a new bundle to benefit a layoffs hardship fund. Game devs: please consider submitting your PAID games to the bundle, which will launch in July.

Game industry hardship fund

A game jam from 2026-06-10 to 2026-06-24 hosted by Necrosoft Games. PREMISE: The game industry has a problem. Too many people are out of work (reports say 33% of the industry lost their jobs in the la...

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last night we got to play boston dyke march and HOLY SHIT we had an amazing time. today, I am profoundly sore. like, ontologically sore. like soreness is a definitional and indivisible element of me as a thing that exists. all other sorenesses are shadows cast on the cave walls by this soreness

I love extreme horror but the fandom around it is so full of dudes who will recommend the most transparent racist anti-indigenous propaganda called like "cannibal dick hell" and the only thing they'll object to is the animal cruelty

bro I got hair transplants (but cool cuz it's the gender kind and not the tech ceo kind) yesterday and lol the reddit men who freak out about what a painful experience this is are the weakest babies on earth. you would never survive breast aug recovery and there is no room reserved for you in heaven

I'm so glad tales from the crypt is streaming now so everyone can learn deep cryptkeeper lore like: * cryptkeeper fucks goats * cryptkeeper knows arnold shwarzenegger * cryptkeeper's dad is a circus freak and his mom is a cursed egyptian mummy none of this is fake

millenials, listen to me. this is important. it is infinitely more cringe to desperately purge your closet of off-trend styles than it is to just accept that you're 40 and you're always gonna dress Like This. if my dad had bought tripp pants when I was in high school I would have thrown up to death