Candy bars are inappropriate size comparators.

You look thirsty.

Oh hai!

Unacceptable. Something must be done about this.

It's always the nerdy guys...

Jaw breaker.

Surprise!

A couple monsters hanging out.

I'm ready for Hump Day, but are you?

Started a new subreddit. Check out r/APictureOfAPenis.

I believe this is known as "a grower".

The Man of Steel.

Its late, I'm hard, let's get it

An early 4th of July rocket!

Girth isn't for beginners.

Measured girth at multiple spots. The head is just getting started!

Don't let the girth fool you. It's longer than it looks.

Yep. It's thick.

Heard you like em thick.

"Don't worry, he's just my work husband."

Celebrating Fat Cock Friday in the traditional fashion.

Metal. For when you want it hard.

Happy Thick Thursday.

It's called metal because it's harder than rock.

I was told there would be some kind of test here?

Explosion imminent.

Which white monster are you thirsty for?

It's important to relieve stress during the work day.

Please be seated.

He is risen.