ivan🔞

@glacialwaltzing.bsky.social

🔥❄🔄❌️ • he/him🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ i write things and think about kaeya booba ♡ NSFW CONTENT 🔞 MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED 🔞 ♡ icon: poruvoron ♡ ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/glacialwaltzing 💥 NO WAR • NO CENSORSHIP • NO GEN AI • YES YAOI 💥

i work complaints at my job and genuinely 80% are written by AI now... they're all the same. it's so soul destroying. also why am i wasting my time on writing back to someone who won't afford me the same dignity. WHY does nobody want to articulate their own thoughts. of course fascism is booming lol

post top surgery kaeya finally getting his nipples pierced like he's wanted for ages 🥰 someone comments how brave he is for doing that, and he cheerfully reminds them that "this isn't even the craziest thing i've put my nipples through!"

spent the entire evening assembling furniture and organising the room and now it's midnight and i need to go to bed because i have work in 8 hours but i forgot to have dinner 🥲 [coughs] KAEYA

kaeya swaying as he enters the room, mumbling about being dizzy, diluc and varka being THERE in a moment asking if he's ok, always too-cautious about his health... he is fine. he just napped a bit too deeply and now he's disoriented 🤭 actually they're pleased with him for resting for once...

happy mpreg monday 🥳 kaeya who can't help but be a little overwhelmed by his body changing, especially at first, vs diluc who is absolutely obsessed and wants to snuggle and kiss adorable little tummy every single moment they're together once kaeya is home for the day 🥰

i am quite literally never not thinking about kaeya's itty bitty top... it's so pretty... technically he is well covered in that outfit, but he also isn't at ALL and i love it. this outfit is full of half-modesty and glimpses of his skin and body and it makes me insaaaane thanks for listening

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*kaeya helps him drink some water* diluc: are you sure you're not an angel... you're amazing... kaeya: hah, trust me, you don't always think that. diluc: then i'm a FOOL

diluc: 😳... kaeya: is everything okay? 😟 diluc: yes... sorry... you're just so beautiful... your husband is so lucky... kaeya: oh! 🤭 thank you. yes, you are! diluc: me? kaeya: you're my husband! diluc: I AM? NO WAY... I'M SO LUCKY... oh my god... (starts crying)

Oh, now I'm thinking of the Tsaritsa being full grandma with Kaeya. "You're so skinny! You need to eat more! Sit down, I'm going to make sure you eat plenty while you're here." "Bundle up, it's freezing out there!" "Here's some extra mora, don't go telling anyone."

> khaenri'ahns being the tsaritsa's descendents > kaeya being "khaenri'ah's last hope" tell me the tsaritsa didn't reach out to her grandbaby herself in desperation to grant him his vision, when she saw the fight unfurling that night 🥲 tell me she doesn't love that boy with the deepest melancholy