// i kinda wanna make this a dr muse thats a little more Serious catty sounds like an OK choice but also maybe someone else... suggestions?
Who wants to see how fast I can eat large pepperoni pizza??? I'll totally show you... but I need a large pepperoni pizza first.
...Anyways, like I was saying, turns out fireworks DON'T fizz on your tongue like pop rocks if you bite into them. So I had to give Bratty twenty bucks but then she drove me to the hospital so we're like... karmically balanced now!
This heat's SUCH a drag. I just wanna like... lie in bed all day and sweat.
She'll fall asleep just about anywhere, especially if "anywhere" includes sprawled out in an alley with her legs open and clothes missing. LMAO.
❝ 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐞! 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐲!❞ ✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡
// my muse has been higher than usual but this place is still p dead-
Her fat ass might just fall asleep on you-- and it's basic etiquette never to wake a napping cat...
Mmhrrr.... Oh, even in the throes of sleep, she can feel something plush rubbing up against her thigh; it quickly activates her feline instincts, causing her to *YOINK* Tabitha straight around her waist, before pulling their bodies together. She came too close.......
...Only if she takes it as one. Catty's trying to sleep, remembeeer?~
Yeah? Well, pardon her if she fails to pick up on the fact as she nonchalantly dozes off. Maybe Tabitha would make for a nice blanket...
In her half-asleep trance, she can only roll her eyes in place of any pity that might otherwise be offered... Snrrrrrrrr...
...Gawd, could you keep it down? Some of us are trying to catnap...
Her belly's a grumblin'... But she forgets if it's 'cause she ate too much or too little...
Would it be like, a mistake to re-enroll in college just so I can get wasted and my back blown out? And then drop out again?? 'Cause I'm not really seeing a single flaw in that idea TBH. ...GAWD that was an awesome three semesters.
Hey, like... What the H kinda world are we living in, that even hot girls have to work? Soo totally unfair... Soo totally not my style! Which, basically means giving me your stuff would like... Make the world a better place!! Deal??
I was walking around Hotland today, and I saw like, someone left a saucer filled all the way up with milk on their porch... WHO JUST THROWS SOMETHING LIKE THAT AWAY?? LMAO you KNOW I was all over that.
Y'know, like, the things girls *usually* need money for? Full bellies? Cute outfits? A massive, brass-plated Mettaton statue??