Your very own Glass Angel
@glassangel.bsky.social
a vaguely rat-like phenomena taking the shape of a woman im inventing new and wrong ways to use social media every time i log on irritable and neurotic 18+ i post nudes on occasion
i was explaining to my friends how i think i could convince myself to get back into dating if i frame it like its a form of gambling and no one liked that
everytime im quickly scrolling insta and it shows me a random threads post to go "u should download threads" and theyre all like people using pop psychology words to play chuunibyou and go like heres how i a dark empath make narcissists uncomfortable
petition to make deadlock let me queue as rat king more than everyone else, he is my husband after all
i saw this and for 15 seconds i thought the band sunrot made a board game and i was so intrigued
found out today theres a lot of bits you can get up to in transit in a pitch black back of a uhaul if you and a friend have lighters and mischevious hearts
im much like if charlie day always sunny were a woman
FRIENDS I SHOW AMMA CLIPS TO: THERES A NEW CRAZIEST MARIO AGUILAR MOVE
i tuned my new banjo and have been janglin away (:
i was picking music for da shower and didnt have my glasses on so all i could read of this was who let the dogs out and i was like yeah fuck it youtube music lemme bump who let the dogs out hit classic by the baha men
trying hard to not respond to sweet and pretty women on dating apps complimenting me by going "LOOOL get a load of this fag"
MY PSYCH IS GONNA GIVE ME VYVANSE WAHOOOOOO
i saw a picture of my side profile and it took me 45 minutes to emotionally recover
holy shit theyre adding me to deadlock TWICE
i know ive used mod podge hundreds of times before but every time i got mod podge drying on something im staring at it with bloodshot eyes like "its ruined" till it dries clear and is fine
i think i needa get off social media this place makes me more deranged by the moment
it will be a paw print patch soon inshallah
first run of trying to gel print onto fabric is duds but im going to keep experimenting
they need to make a me who is not built weird
after bugging out all day i am resolving that in this moment i am done smoking
watching some dudeslop of a guy who made a little camper rail car riding abandoned rail tracks
closing the mychart tab that says i owe the hospital $700 and it’s overdue and typing in w w w . porn hub dot com
there are plenty of cursed names associated with awful things like karen and kyle but do yall have any positive name associations that u meet someone w it and ur instantly disarmed like this ones a real one
im wrestling against the autism diagnosis and buddy its got me in a chokehold