"Look, don't knock it till you try it. It works. I swear."

"Peanut butter. I put peanut butter on it"

"I had a waffle, that's what's up. And honestly? It was stale. So, yeah, living it like a queen"

"Yo I'm back from the death dimension"

"Good morning everyone!" It's 5 pm

"Cannibalism? Huh. Honestly mad respect I fucking dig it. You may not like it, but I think it's fucked up" "And fucked up things are cool. I don't make the rules maybe it's all those horror movies I like to watch." "Seriously though, talk about drawbacks, your powers kinda suck for what they cost"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

He kinda shrugs, putting the mop away, muttering a swear when the broom falls out, putting it back. "Same on my end, and I get it...I enjoy the hero thing, its what I wanna do with these powers but I uh..have moments of unconscious, one that granted me five manslaughter and cannabilism charges."

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"Unfortunately so. I don't mind the whole hero thing. It's the... How everyone looks at you that gets to me" "Do your best, literally sacrifice an arm and a leg, you're still a villain to these people." "They're lucky I don't shove ten pounds of shattered glass down their throats"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

He gives a small laugh, finishing the moving. "Yeah they ain't the best...phoniex program, right?" He questioned, leaning on the mop a bit.

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"Oh kinda like me? My body breaks apart like glass, but I can put myself back together" She demonstrates by having her arm break apart, then mend back together "But sometimes I lose my pieces, as you recall. I would complain about that, but your downsides are much worse"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Honestly? No idea.' He hums, starting to mop the floor. "My guess is some sort of healing...thing...'

She just looks down at the blood. Staring a moment "Oh dude gross, you leak this much from that? How the hell are you still standing?" She just shakes her head, watching her reflection

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Not unless you know how go get a spider god out of my head." He jokes, getting a mop. "Watch your feet, gonna get the blood up."

"Literally exactly what I said. Good for him. And good for you on... I don't even know. Locking in?" "You at least look like you're doing better. You sure you're good man? Do I need to get anyone? Get you anything?"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Je gives a thumbs up at the comment. "Oh you mean the...the fact he cranks one out?" He chuckles, the spider arms stretching a bit, still getting used to them. "good for him."

"Everyone is. Everyone's got a kink, or fetish or fuckin, whatever." "Like, you heard the rumours about what Mecha man does in his down time after his missions?" "Mad respect honestly, I'd be doing the same." She just... Watched him chug the whiskey "Damn dude. Whatever numbs the pain"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

He gave a laugh, standing up with a groans, grabbing a nearby whiskey bottle and just...chugs it. "Fair enough." He sighs, tossing the bottle away. "And no judgment, im into strange shit too."

"Oh yeah, big into it. Why do you seem so shocked? Everyone's got a thing" She pauses, then looks down at herself. "I thought my everything made that obvious, whatever." "Don't act like a big tough guy, clearly you're not used to it. You're on the floor"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Its cool, I got used to it...just sucks in the moment-" He pauses, blinking a bit. "Wait Into pain?"

"Wow man, that's awful, I can't imagine life without drugs. Life is constant pain and suffering, but drugs make it kinda cool" "Well the pain also makes it cool, I'm kinda into that" "Hm... Yeah I just have no idea mate. You're kinda just fucked right? Wish I could help"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

The spider legs twitching a bit as he stands up, poping his neck, the open wounds slowly closing. "Tried that, my body flushes it out too quick to work..." He sighs, looking at her. "And yes I tried drugs before the SDN, same thing.'

"I walked into the hat store and I bought myself a hat!"

"Look, man. I'm not a doctor or anything... Or a drug dealer. But have you tried like, dosing yourself with like, Nitrous Oxide before this stuff happens?" "That way your body is kind of just... Numb. I dunno." "Seems like quite the major drawback. So... Workarounds are great"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

He wheezed out a bit, holding his side, one of the newly groan spider arms in his back helping him sit up. "Gah...fuck..its a um." He inhaled through his teeth, now with the addition of fangs. "Its my powers...sometimes this uh...happens...hurts like hell..."

"Oh... Damn. You look awful man... What happened to you?"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Im fine...just need to rest a bit...just a bit."

"Thaaaanks! You're such a sweetheart! I will be whole again in no time! But don't look too hard!" And she's back to it as well, her arm will be back in no time

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Right....guess ill ..try and find some-" He mutters, looming around for the arm pieces.

"That's a great idea! Unfortunately, I'm not willing to admit I lost my arm and expend company resources due to my own incompetence"

Blonde Blazer@supernaturalblonde.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“I’m sure there are a few employees who could help! Send an email to the dispatchers and ask for volunteers to help find your… arm pieces!”

"Yeah, see, it broke into shards and went everywhere!" "So I need to get all the pieces!"

{The Weaver}@soul-of-a-spider.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"You....lost your arm????"

"Hmmm... That would be the smart thing to do. Okay, you haven't steered me wrong so far!"

Sonar@screechcoin.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“If you’d like help picking your first investments, I’d be happy to help!”

"... Nope! I think I've got it! I'll be sure to invest my entire life savings into this!" "I think I really got this!"

Sonar@screechcoin.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“— and that’s why it’s a much better investment than something like gold! Any questions?”

"It got shot off in one of my Dispatches last week. Not sure where all the pieces are. I've almost got it. I think"

Blonde Blazer@supernaturalblonde.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“Oh! Is… is it somewhere here?”

And she's just sitting there like this the whole time, trying to understand. This is all going in one ear and out the other. But she's trying her best

Sonar@screechcoin.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“Oh, it’s actually not too complicated once you get past the first hurdle of understanding! I—.” He’s now talking about crypto. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

"Okay, I'm glad I suggested it. No offense, but crypto makes my head spin." "Might need a lengthy explanation about it before I attend"

Sonar@screechcoin.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“I was gonna go to a crypto meet-up but sure, why not? Sounds fun.”