The conclusion of Dogs Big and Small, in which our narrator evens the score. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/castle-tal...
Andrew Glassner
@glassner.com
I write, draw, and make music. Also computer and math stuff. Seeker of wisdom, creativity, kindness, and roasted garlic. andrewglassner.substack.com 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
New series! A rogue tells tales of his extraordinary life, starting with his childhood at the Castle Canigulus, the estate of His Glorious Misbegotten Majesty, Luis d'Esplosiva Manticorean, the Fussy Duke. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/castle-tal...
New series! The Aesop’s fables you know was not originally for kids. These stories was written by Aesop when he was runnin’ a crime syndicate to teach new blood comin’ into the gang how things really work. The link's got the real Ant and the Grasshopper. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/true-aesop...
Every day we're surrounded by beeps, from toasters and microwaves to cars and elevators. And they're all the same beep! Here's why: andrewglassner.substack.com/p/beep
There's a beautiful idea called partial measurement. It comes from a cool new field called quantum computing. This post shares the idea with you, but there no math and no physics - all you'll need is imagination. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/partial-me...
New! The transcribed case files of Jack Hammer, America's Best-Dressed Gumshoe. Today's story: The Man Who Reached Too Far andrewglassner.substack.com/p/the-case-f...
There are beautiful mosaics laid into the sidewalks of Vancouver, BC. Here's a new roundup of those I've found. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/mosaics-of...
In "Five Habits That Will Transform Your Wretched Shell Of A Body Into An Atomic Dynamo!" I will show you, for free, the health secrets that will change your life! andrewglassner.substack.com/p/five-habit...
New Substack post! Have you ever had trouble opening a container with wet hands? It's a problem that's easy to solve - and lots of designers have done it! Let's look at some solutions. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/one-good-t...
What's up with AI "hallucinations"? Are they a just a temporary annoyance that we're gradually cleaning up? Nope! "Chatbots Hallucinate Everything, Always" on Substack. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/ai-halluci...
Another new Substack post? Yes indeed! "For Your Security" asks the questions that really matter to protect your identity. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/for-your-s...
New Substack post! "Writing A Novel, Part 1: Discovery" describes my process for writing the first phase of my new novel. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/writing-a-...
New Substack post! "Mosaics of Vancouver, BC." Some of the beautiful, hand-made mosaics embedded in the city's sidewalks. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/mosaics-of...
New Substack Post! "Who Am Us, Anyway?" When you're playing a video game, are you the character, or are you you? andrewglassner.substack.com/p/who-am-us-...
New Substack post! "Home Slopping Network" - bring AI into your home! andrewglassner.substack.com/p/home-slopp...
Huge reply URLs embedded in email are wild. I just got mail to rate a product, and the link was 697 seemingly random characters long. Each character can be at least 64 values (A-Z,a-z,0-9,-,+) or 6 bits, so this is over 4000 bits of data. That's just nuts and I'm suspicious of what they're sending.
Crime Boss: Did ya take out that meddling politician like what I told you? Underling: Sure did boss, I took him to Rudy's, and I think we might have a second date!
New substack post! The crazy naming system in Borderlands games. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/baroque-no...
"Place pizza on a baking sheet," the box said. "Nah," I said, "It'll be fine."
🎶 "The farmer takes a wife, The farmer takes a wife, Hey-ho, the derry-o, The farmer takes a wife." Dating was a lot easier before the internet.
Soon audio and video will join text as untrustworthy records of actual events. Our culture isn't ready. andrewglassner.substack.com/p/the-end-of...
The End of Evidence
History on Demand
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I wish that my body would tell me - say at 3AM, suddenly and intensely - that I ate cheese during dinner but forgot to take lactose tablets.
A new Open Season post! A perfectly normal day. open.substack.com/pub/andrewgl...
Minion's Comp
Recorded May 13
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I went to Staples and bought rubber bands. I feel like I got away with something.
A little-known fact: the musical notes are named for their inventors: A for Tiberius Alouette B for Sarah Barnacle-on-Stafford C for Frederico Henrow Scrunnulus Coperville etc.
Since the dawn of time, people have thought about interesting ideas and wondered, "What does Andrew think about this?" We can finally answer that question! Check out Open Season, my new Substack, at andrewglassner.substack.com Tech, games, ideas, art, humor, and no politics.
