Gleafer

@gleafer.bsky.social

Art Witch She/her/they https://www.patreon.com/Gleafer?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

I should take a selfie! It’ll be fun! The selfie: Captain’s Log. I’ve been lost in space for the better part of a year. Supplies are low. My will to live deteriorating exponentially. Soon my carcass will be food for the meteor lice that infiltrated the hull. Meh. At least I won’t go to waste.

A “fun” selfie of me in my captain’s chair…home office.

Some busy days ahead! The printer has delivered a sturdy box of unbound pages and I must look out my needles and get to work. The finished diary — which will comprise 264 pages of observations and incidents, from before time until the present day, captivating art by

Two stacks of pages printed with notes from a meeting of the Human Development project.Soft leather in bookshop burgundy is draped over a printed page.Pages 258 and 259 of the diary, bearing line drawings of flowers and a coloured picture of Crowley and myself in our garden. A corner of page 153 reveals a snippet of text:

 “If I sound just a smidgen out of sorts, it can be attributed to the fact that instead of writing this
 entry from a vineyard overlooking the river Elsa,  I am ensconced in a…”

Let’s play! Post two opposite characters that define you perfectly. Husband chose Galadriel and… Bart from Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective. He couldn’t be more right, although I lean hard on the latter. I picked Raymond Reddington and Fozzie Bear for him.

Galadriel from LOTRBART the assassin in Dirk Gently

As a parent to older kids, the advice I’d give to people planning to have them is this: The “5 more minutes” concession right before you leave a party, park or pool is the time when all the bullshit goes down. Avoid the 5 more minutes. TRUST ME.

Do you ever look at your hands and feet and just think… WHAT THE FUCK?? This is some monkey ass shit right here! I’m a fucking primate just sitting here looking at my animal paws. *changes channel with the remote using my toes* Monkey ass shit. Welcome to my series called Midnight Thoughts!

Who is that mysterious figure, lurking in the woods? It might be me, but you’ll see my whole story on episode 3 “Out Of The Woods” on BLUE RDGE this Sunday 8/2 at 10pm ET / 7pm PT on INSP ! Watch, set your DVR, or watch the next day at INSP.com .

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Me trying to figure out how to discretely draw the TANCHEEN sex scene without being too scandalous but also titillating enough to… *slaps self* JUST DRAW THE PEENS, YOU ART WIMP! ⬆️⬆️⬆️ What my inner-monologue sounds like on the daily as an adult content artist!