glendavidgold.substack.com/p/3000-reaso... An explanation of how this thing happened and why you should see it.
3000 Reasons to See My Show
Among them: fun, empathy, Batman, blood eagling
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Glen David Gold
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Carter Beats the Devil, Sunnyside, I Will Be Complete, and other stuff. Performing 3000 ORGASMS, a monologue, at the Lyric Hyperion on Aug 11
Link is riiiiiiiight here: www.eventbrite.com/e/3000-orgsm...
Swimming in Rob D’s wake but yes, Valley Heat is a riot and everyone should be listening to it. It’s Lodge 49 + Curb + Charles Portis + karate trophies.
Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social · last wk.And yes I’m wearing a Valley Heat t-shirt. Have you listened to Valley Heat yet? It’s so funny you will damage your body laughing at it. Doug Duguay narrates the goings on in the Rancho Equestrian neighborhood of Burbank. Funniest podcast there is. www.patreon.com/ValleyHeat?u...
In the early 1920s there was a sub-genre of action films where the climax involved a dog jumping from one plane to another. This is one of them.
When you dropped by were you hoping to find a photo of Agatha Christie dancing? Because I have you covered (I stole this from an old issue of @thetls.bsky.social )
To be fair, how many of us have not sat astride a cannister vacuum and found it rapid and perfect?
I put this poster in Sunnyside. I'd found one at an antique store and could find nothing about its origins. Years later I was reading 1918 SF Examiners, as one does, and discovered that the 3rd Liberty Loan parade in SF sponsored a poster contest. This poster, by Mildred Moody, came in second.
Waterman's slogan from 1922: "Writing: should be kind of like dancing or maybe skating."
I’m doing my one-man show one last time on Aug 11 at the Lyric Hyperion. It’s been fun, folks have really enjoyed it, and this time we’re taping it: www.eventbrite.com/e/3000-orgsm...
3000 ORG*SMS
A 1990s blind date between two novelists goes sideways in the most NSFW way possible.
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A new post about David Blaine, the New York Times and such. open.substack.com/pub/glendavi...
A Miracle Monger and His Method
You'll never guess what happens with one weird trick involving abject sobbing
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New post on substack about Ojai, Krishnamurti, boarding school and tarot cards: open.substack.com/pub/glendavi...
The King of Cups
Ojai, Beatrice Wood, Krishnamurti, Pamela Colman Smith, Wait Until Dark
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In Texas it's a crime to own more than six dildos. This is the direct result of my attempt at staging my original play, 7 Dildos for 7 Brothers. The previews went extremely poorly