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If you would like an insight into what it is to be parented by me: I took my kid to the Tate Modern today, and she pointed to EVERY exposed nipple and said “got their boobs out like Jungkook” in an exasperated way
Cannot believe it took me nearly 39 years to discover that you can blow dry your hair in like, half the time if you do it in front of a big fan
Seems like The Lads have decided to run a sort of cultural exchange programme
Yes but WHEN will season five of US ghosts be on iPlayer? They’ve tricked me with AUSTRALIAN Ghosts today and I’m not happy about it, I need Hetty
*near-black screen, booming distorted sound* MMmMMmNNnnfFFfffLlKgNg
Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social · last mo.Question for you – After The Odyssey, what should Christopher Nolan tackle next? Reply with your answer, and you might see it in print in our next issue...
Imagine if it turned out that a toad man paid someone to do a big crime so as to justify receiving large donations “for security” AND secure a win in any silly contests they’d decided to enter
Charlie Day: Always Sunny Pepe Silvia
Alt: Charlie Day: Always Sunny Pepe Silvia
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The dog has not pissed or shit anywhere he shouldn’t: a triumph of a morning. The same cannot be said of the main idiot cat, who looked me in the eye and decided that the mat in front of the litter tray is a fine place to piss.
Someone in my form group at school has just posted a photo of themselves with their GRANDSON and I cannot cope with this relentless march of time
The heat has caused my pocket size Wish Dragon to be defective, he will not play, only stretch
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
“No, no, it’s fine and just for the state to murder you. Don’t even THINK about killing yourself, though. Not even if you’re sick and in pain. Nope. ONLY the government can prematurely end your life”
Poll Tracker 📊@polltracker.bsky.social · 3mo agoAmericans' Views on Moral Acceptability of 20 Behaviors news.gallup.com/poll/1681/mo...
I’m not sure what these are called in Europe, but in Korea they sound like something @beardynoise.bsky.social would tweet and we’d all simply respond with “Luke”
You don’t want to know what will happen when Yoongi is set off
The Onion@theonion.com · 3mo agoBTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol
If your phone is set to traditional Chinese characters by default and voice notes is genuinely more convenient: fine - you are the one person I will indulge voice notes from. Otherwise for the love of god just phone me and pretend you care what I have to say in response to your soliloquy
Alistair Coleman@alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 4mo agoSpoiler: Because nobody’s got time for that shit.
It’s summer (allegedly), and all around the country, small vans are driving around residential estates playing music out loud — and people are smiling when they hear it. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/fro...
From penny-licks to Greensleeves: The history of ice cream van jingles
It's summer (allegedly), and all around the country, small vans are driving around residential estates playing music out loud -- and people are smiling when they hear it.
ianvisits.co.uk
I distinctly remember, in February 2021, feeling a sense of absolute relief that I was no longer being held one inch in front of a blazing fire of NEWS every fucking day and my god having that American boot on the back on my skull again is making me bitter and fatigued
Tried to capture a photo on the cat and the puppy cuddling on my lap and accidentally created a Star Wars poster
Maintaining magic for the 7yo is agony. Anxiously sat on the side of my bed wondering if she’s asleep so I can start laying down the eggs that I hope to god aren’t melted from their week long stint in the car boot, which - under a blanket - is the only place I can reliably expect her not to nose
When we first heard about the live action moana my kid went on a solid 15 minute reverie about how she’d depict a live action Tamatoa and MAN she’s going to be FURIOUS at this
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 5mo agoFirst look at Tamatoa in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.
Churchill has only been on the fiver for about ten minutes, hasn’t he? I’m sure it was an industrialist or something pre-plastic fivers.
Guys. Guys. I have accidentally captured the perfect cat video. Was trying to record the men being cute by my side in bed just now and, well: (It’s cropped weirdly, thanks Bluesky)