Goon Wizard 18+
@gloaty.bsky.social
he/him - 22 - Drawer of Weird Horny Things - Terror to All Here to ruin EVERY FANDOM! Minors DNI
Totally "straight" white maliens end up being into fat kink and also they found a perfect victim..
Im sure somebody else has thought of this before but I would like to coin the term Autofictophilia
Confident fish who usually claims to grant good luck from his little fountain, gets humbled by a snack #berry #inflation #sequence
An Entire Soda Fountain - The humble calorie champion of any convenience store. Assuming you drank every single soda on a freshly stocked soda machine like this one with 16 flavors, you'd drink: Over 1800 liters of soda About 700,000 calories (Inflation furs, you already know your mission)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @shishkeburger.bsky.social , Duke will NOT be okay! #uberinflation #bodyinflation
That scene went on for so long that if it went on any longer he'd just look like this. Oh Deer, Mike
Its summer!! That means its time to turn your friends into dopey little pooltoys.. use them while you can!!
Remember when I turned Ceejay into a big stupid inflatable plant? I uh. I forgot to turn him back to normal. I dunno who the other Ceejays are tbh
I was overcome with brainworms last night when I got home and had to make this. Everyone keeps saying it's the cutest thing they've seen, but I feel so vulnerable and exposed right now, I was blushing mad hard the entire time I was making this lmao
Careful trying to add a little extra oomph to your post work out bod... Hopefully someone finds him soon-ish
Got busy and forgot to post stuff here have a screenshot edit of Atomic puppet in the jar
