mmm too bad

Flux stop flirting with the twink

Imagine not being a queen btw, bozos

⠀⠀ `` Course ! I'll even try and get the villains in Christmas spirit ! ``

𝑯𝒐 𝑯𝒐 𝑯𝒐 .ᐟ@thegiftbearer.bsky.social · 12mo ago

ㅤㅤ ❝ I see! Santa understands now. I’ll do diligent work when checking my list. For now, promise Santa that you’ll keep up your good behavior. Pay for neighbor’s coffee, help an elder to their car, or tell a joke to a young one. That will make Santa happy. ❤️ ❞ ㅤ

⠀⠀ `` Okay mister Santa, my reputation is pretty bad, I hire villains. Butttt I treat everyone equally with treatment I deserve! Heros, villains, anti heros and even regular people. Everyone gets to thrive ``

𝑯𝒐 𝑯𝒐 𝑯𝒐 .ᐟ@thegiftbearer.bsky.social · 12mo ago

ㅤㅤ ❝ Hmm… Tell Santa why people might think you’re a villain. How do you treat your fellow people? Do you believe in ‘treat others how you want to be treated’? ❞ ㅤ

"Santa Santa for Christmas i want people to not think im a villain "

what's a bully man

youre body is so tea the ocean might become tea itself

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · 12mo ago

The beaches of Lurelin are always nice this time of year. #SeductiveSunday

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥."

Look at these clowns got affected again lmao

Huh I found myself rather bored at this hour

Not weird no. You will have scorch marks on your pelvis though, imagine like... hmm.. that fire girl from Moana

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

… Is it weird that that only makes me more excited? [YOU GODDAMN FREAK—]

Your not ready for it this time, I am not staying in my humanoid form if we do it again

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

… Coward??? Just for that, let’s fucking go again—

Cowards talk pretty boy Cowards talk

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh I did too. But that can only happen so many times—

I'd be lying if I said the same, I had an amazing time with it actually

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

Weirdly enough, I’ve never felt better, actually. But I also hope Palutena never drops that aphrodisiac again—

yeah im shocked your alive actually. Seems I didn't try hard enough

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

By the grace of Hades and Athena, yes.

you can move???

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

A spa day sounds lovely.

Ahem. My legs hurt, for no reason at all. I'll be having a nice spa day today

Safe to say Infernus is better than ever with Unmei

"That could be nice.. death mountain.. is it some type of Volcano perchance? Because if it is, I would love to go." She would smile, looking at the other woman.

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" Oh! You are? " Another gasp in surprise. She was definitely built different. " Perhaps we'll go there. “

"Oh good! That sounds rather amazing. I'm so down to eat magma." She would smile, imagining it already. "I've eaten pure magma before"

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" It's actually rather delicious. Special rock with a magma core in the center. . . Actually yes, most can’t even eat them. "

"That's sounds like.. Just a hot rock? Yeah I could eat that. But some actual food might be better for you right?" "Im down for anything really, I promise"

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" Hm. . . well, you look like Death Mountain will be your type. It's cool this time of year. But I also doubt you’d like a rock roast. . . "

"Either sounds good to me. I really dont mind either, an atmosphere is what you do with the person you're accompanying."

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" Well. . . I know a few restaurants. there’s one at Death Mountain, and the one those two girls run in Kakariko. . .

"Yes of course, do you have any ideas of where? I do know a good bakery"

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" I would love to! Perhaps we could go on a date. “

"They never do, its always for power or something.. I would love to get to know you however! I dont get to meet a lot of people that are interested in Magic and Technology as me"

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" Absolutely! I personally like to date. " Nodding! " But you know, most people don't wish to get to know their princess that way. "

"Oh suitors are never fun.. things have to happen naturally dont you agree?" She would clasp her hands behind her back.

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" I suppose I would be queen if I were coronated. I rule over Hyrule myself. I've dealt with a few suitors myself, and well. . . Let's just say I don’t like them. "

"Yes! Queen of my own nation. I'm not very used to courting other royalty actually.."

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" Oh! You're a queen? I'm a princess myself. "

"Queen Cynikka of Infernus. At your service"

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" Mhm. . . Oh! By the way. My name is Zelda. "

"Days? Ah fuck, I dont think i can wait that long.."

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" Honestly? Days of travel. "