glotch

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home of the world-famous "worst joke" https://glotch.net for my other socials & music

finally am able to start a new song... this one is starting off from a voice note i left myself a week ago. once i actually figure out once i want the lyrics to be we'll be cruisin usa

interestingly, after over a year of no one caring about this, i've received two inquiries about the pizza tracker simulator in the past week. not sure if coincidence or if someone posted it somewhere. either way, glad to see i'm not the only one who has pizza pete rattling around in their skull

glotch@glotch.net · 2y ago

PIZZA PETE LIVES glotch.net/pizza/ the nice thing about domino's having the assets public on their website is that i can just download it, fix it up a bit, and simulate it properly very easily

yay i got all perfects!! and i think that means this is the only rhythm heaven game i've gotten all perfects on. i genuinely still have not been able to perfect moai doo wop 2 despite owning the ds game for over 10 years

glotch@glotch.net · last mo.

time to start the all medals + perfects journey. already have gotten 73/80 medals, and have only failed one perfect so far. luckily i don't anticipate a moai doo wop 2 in my future (⬇️ actual tag i used on cohost more than once)

#moai doo wop 2 i hate it

to the person that has comfort slop in their "reminds me of my partner" playlist as an outlier among mostly laufey and lamp tracks, i hope you have a very long and loving relationship filled with easy meals that should cause you to stop

glotch@glotch.net · 9mo ago

i try not to be numbers brained about the things i post because that kind of thing will cause you to die young. however, i enjoy looking at youtube statistics due to weird outliers. this tweet is dedicated to the person that's watched my finale cover for a cumulative 4 hours from a google docs link

i have only just begun the 9th stage of rhythm heaven groove but i hope tsunku gets one trillion dollars budget allotment from this point forward. incredibly heartening to come back after 10 years to find your goat not washed, but well groomed, sharply dressed, and ready to take on the day

damn bro, that was a multi-generational fumble. whiffed so hard that your *parents* didn't even get together. split the timeline and for what. try harder next time

demo from yesterday hit the discover feed received an unsolicited hate comment calling the vocals and pitch bends "intolerable" go to their profile and first thing i see is "lgb no t" a true classics of web site

i downloaded the synthv free trial and i have never been more tempted to immediately purchase anything in my life. in comparison to utau this is outright magic powers

oh the woe... i can't play the new deltarune chapter for several whole HOURS after it releases! imagine that! HOURS! how is one supposed to exist without the gratification of instantaneous videoed games?

this sketch makes me think about Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch family of systems, for better or for worse

song that might play when you go to 7 eleven to try and buy a small packet of cheez its but your card inexplicably declines or something man i dont even know i just wanted to make something but i don't have the wherewithal right now to start a full thing