Declare Independence (by Björk) from this pussy. I dare you.

Happy Pride to Piplup and her too small, too dark for her skin tone, and too nipple-less breastplate #ProtectQueerArt

Wasting people’s time who are protesting a Pride event is my special interest. I’m more passionate about my side of this debate FOR SURE. I could do this all day.

Maybe we do try matriarchy and communism, perhaps? Just for like a year? Let’s see what happens? We can circle back and see what we like better.

what i lack in being aesthetically pleasing, i don’t make up for in being funny enough.

Hell yeah - Dad crack @biffpup.bsky.social

Let’s help this good boy out if you can. 💖

Amak@pupamak.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hi, it's hard for me to ask for help sometimes but I've run out of options. Any help would be appreciated. gofund.me/83b57ae48

Living in delulu that I’m rich and famous until I am. Call that womanifesting.

The pic I send when they ask if I crossdress

Me and @shraaamp.bsky.social at the clurb. Both simultaneously both of these lil divas at once (in our minds)

a group of children are dancing on a stage wearing bunny costumes .

ALT: a group of children are dancing on a stage wearing bunny costumes .

media.tenor.com

My happy place.

Have you heard of camp? ✨🌭✨

Sometimes the thought of a skeleton in my body truly grosses me out. I wanna be all soft like a mollusk.

I really need to be adored by a group of twink tops rn

need himb as my drag bf 😻

reji⚡️@yogireji.bsky.social · 7mo ago

citrus! 🍊

hemlocke springs’ album ‘the apple tree under the sea’ has been on REPEAT. Obsessed.

Get you a dad with versatility.

Dadsker@rasker.dad · 6mo ago

The “friend” who bought heels is actually me, if you can believe it~

I NEED TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID me (with opportunity to scream into void): mew

I am a slut first and a person second.

Rawr 😸

My gender? Non-bearnary trade.

If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be? And they honk with each step.

jakey horror@tehjakers.bsky.social · 7mo ago

If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be?

Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist. We are fucking.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Oh we are both going to make each other worse. I can't wait. Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist.

Did you know that I’m Iconique? ✨

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1. Hot dog (in tin foil) 2. Corn dog wrapper 3. Gross goopy glitter (wet) 4. Carhartt t-shirt 5. Lemon Starbursts

Remy@hedypetting.com · 7mo ago

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1. Monster Ultra Can (empty) 2. Ironic Party Girl Keychain 3. Estradiol 4. A Powerful but Impractical Sword 5. Screwdriver (broken)

The solution (and cause) of most problems.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp.bsky.social · 6mo ago

My advice? Post hole.

“Why am I so hot?” Thought the hot dog in the roller. “Beauty haunts my bones (wood stick in butt)”. She was actually a corn dog.