Office of Delusional Affairs
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Deputy Undersecretary of Receipts, Office of Delusional Affairs Authorized to identify hypocrisy at range. Seal bearer of Glass House Intelligence. Currently monitoring reality for signs of intelligent governance.
After watching Jack Smith answer questions that were supposed to be about his work, I have a few questions of my own. If Republicans want transparency, why does it stop when the public asks to see what they’re keeping hidden? Accountability shouldn’t depend on wealth, power, or party.
October 19. Early voting opens in South Carolina. Darline Graham continues to campaign with the same old recipe: fear, outrage and rage bait. So before she defines Dr. Annie Andrews’ “radical agenda” for us, let’s take a look at what Annie actually supports.
Remember that employee? Never good at anything except kissing the boss’s ass—and somehow always first in line for a promotion? Congress has too many of them. They don’t work for the president. They work for us. Performance reviews are due in 48 days.
Just when you think it doesn’t get weirder…
Office public service notice for South Carolina. Feel free to share.
The Office would like to clarify: running on fumes does not mean running out of spite. We have walking shoes, bicycle tires, and a personnel problem in Washington. We’ll get there.
Good news, South Carolina: we have a debate. Darline promises to expose what Annie has been hiding—in speeches, public appearances, and repeated invitations to debate. The Office looks forward to this investigation of publicly available information.
The office notes; Tim Scott took the stage and delivered every sentence as though freedom itself depended on his volume. It didn’t. Neither did the upper deck.
Donald Trump apparently thinks Americans are either contractors he can stiff or idiots he can buy with another promised check. Either way, he doesn’t intend to pay. Welcome to the Presidential Nope-a-Dope. VOTE out the Dope.
The office reminder; A Senate seat belongs to the people—not to a party, a predecessor, or a handpicked successor. If Darline wants our votes, she should be willing to face her opponent and answer our questions. The clock is still ticking. #DebateMeDarline
There was a time when a president was expected to conform his claims to reality. This one simply generates a new reality to conform to his claims. South Carolina can send Annie Andrews to the Senate—an independent voice for our state, not another rubber stamp for this man’s delusions.
The office fully supports Dr. Andrews. We ask only our fellow South Carolinians to listen to the candidates then vote for the person who you believe won’t be a rubber stamp.
Dr. Annie Andrews@drannieandrews.com · 3mo agoThe television stations are ready. I’m ready. The only person we haven’t heard from is the woman who believes she should be handed a six-year Senate term. Track how long it’s been since we first asked Darline to debate at DebateMeDarline.com.
The Office would like to thank Fox News for its generous in-kind contribution to the Democratic midterm campaign. Few advertisements make the stakes quite this clear: Elect Democrats. Get investigations, trials, accountability—and perhaps even a functioning Congress.
After months of unnecessary controversy over what belongs at the Kennedy Center, the Office has identified a rare piece of interactive art with broad bipartisan appeal. Admission is free. Participation is encouraged. Please aim carefully.
When facts are missing, supply fear. When expertise is missing, supply trust in Trump. Darline Graham calls that representation. The Office calls it a rubber stamp. South Carolina deserves a senator who thinks for herself—and works for us.
Breaking from the celestial draft: Heaven has been aggressive. Hell traded down. The board remains unusually deep. And judging by the crowd, one prospect has overwhelming fan support.
South Carolina, the choice is ours—but only if we register, listen, and participate. No party owns your vote. No candidate is entitled to it. Make them earn it. The Office proudly endorses Dr. Annie Andrews for U.S. Senate.
The national debt just crossed $40 trillion. Both parties have fingerprints on it. But only one has spent decades campaigning as the guardian of fiscal responsibility—while repeatedly cutting revenue without cutting spending. At some point, the costume has to come off.
Darline Graham used her victory speech to explain why government shouldn’t guarantee healthcare. Unfortunately for Darline, her own life story made the opposing argument far more convincingly. The Office reviewed her remarks. The diagnosis is in.
