Gnomey BumbleCrunch
@gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social
simple gnome doin simple things (he/they/gnome)
Yeah the Hokies are actually a fucking joke
Hokies gotta launch their kicker into the stratosphere
I didn’t get to drink at the work party yesterday cause I had to drive and be responsible. This means I should get wasted and order Taco Bell tonight
It’s fucking bonkers that the modern Republican strategy is literally just “you’re gross and you smell bad” and it actually gets them votes
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump: "When the blues get in, everything becomes dirty. The streets are dirty. The doorknobs going into stores are dirty. The sidewalks are filthy dirty. Everything becomes dirty and has a bad smell. But we're gonna escape all that lawlessness and corruption ... "
Some days I feel really gay but other days I feel really straight. Idk what that means but it’s probably nothing
You missed the last truffle hunt, are you feeling okay? Your snout looks awfully droopy…
I don’t think there’s a more powerful force in the universe than a good tune
Just got trampled by a bunch of turtles on my way home from work. They were all playing bluegrass. Weird little creatures
We need to get rid of the frat flick and bring back fist pumping
Just put me in a fuzzy blanket and throw me to the wolves. They’ll raise me as their own
Player. I need you to collect 𝘮𝘦. I am a small, oh so very small and fragile Star. You must reach thetop of the mountain and kill the chimp. Full violence necessary.
British people cannot be real. I just saw someone using a fork and knife to eat a piece of bacon. This has to be a war crime right?
Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
My favorite part of football are the little dances they do when they make a touch down awwww so cute😭😭
Idk why some people hate furries so much. I’m a big furry defender. Furries get behind me I’ll protect you
Went to shaky knees yesterday. Got stormed out, pretty bummed. At least I got to see peach pit!
I would cut off both of my left nuts for a high speed rail system
I was forged in a pulpit of violence and destruction known as the middle class
Feeling elegant and powerful. Like an oil painting of a horse
Obviously I’ve had plenty of criticisms of Kamala and her campaign, but when she said “you really think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” Yeah she kinda ate with that one
Got ratioed into oblivion on TikTok because I said it’s not a moral failing to have kids. We’ve gone so woke we’re stupid. Nuke the whole generation
YouTube plays this fun little game where you think you’re about to skip ads but it actually says “next” and you get another ad anyway! I love making ads more annoying and intrusive! I want more slop!
I know I’m susceptible to advertising because I’m seriously considering trading in my current phone for a Z Fold 8 lmao