Goad (Legal Expert)

@goad.bsky.social

Provide Legal Expertise, not legal advice. https://linktr.ee/goadgatsby

Thinking about starting an account that's like DEMs Dominate where I would post things like "Clavicular puts on make-up to help his self confidence. Share if you don't do that pussy shit and don't need any affirmation."

You ever think about how Zoidberg from Futurama is Jewish coded living in diaspora and is persecuted for eating the flag and not seen as loyal to Earth, then he flees to his homeworld's embassy and rejects them in a war because they are the antithesis of the freedom of Earth? Well I do.

I love the genre of YouTube replies that are like, "I am 94 years old and I hate music ever since Elvis Presley died but I just heard this song and I love music again, thank you Horsegiirl."

I've been playing Pokemon Go for 10 years. Some teenager asked to do a trade with me and asked what I wanted like I didn't already have an account with riches that seemed impossible in the summer of 2016.

Hey Richmond! Tonight at 11 PM. I'm giving away a pair of tickets to see Qveen Herby and Thot Squad at the National on July 30th. Tune in tonight on @wrir973fm.bsky.social either on the terrestrial airwaves of 97.3 FM or online at WRIR.ORG. I'll give out the number to call for tickets on-air.

Qveen Herby 
Isle of Qveen Tour
July 30 The National
Special Guest Thot Squad
QveenHerby.com

watching the all star game and seeing the players act like they are signing the declaration of independence is just a reminder that they could have done cool things in DC for the Fourth of July

I've been on vacation in Tennessee and went up to the mountains and it's great but I go to Bluesky to be a hater. There's this restaurant that has shitty AI generated art. I recommend Cades Cove but I rolled up the windows and sped past Apple Valley.

roadside billboard in the country with AI art of a child eating a burger with text that reads 
"visit the village @ apple valley burgers!"