GoalieLax
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Amazing hand waving. Infantino has: - created fake peace prize for Trump - allowed racist US banning Somali ref - allowed US to treat Iranian team like shit - silent on US denying visas to African fans - intervened in Balogun red card - tried to sell FIFA to Kushner
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 2d agoInfantino is not the problem ft.trib.al/5qdaL5k
This guy should meet the woman who drives the car I saw today that had both a "the more men I meet the more I like my dog" and Trump 2024 bumper stickers
Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 2d agoDo men even like women?
He's not the fat guy from Superbad He's the fat guy from Grandma's Boy
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
They already have this. It's called local bars the first weekend after deployment. Oh you mean drafting single women to marry guys in the military?
The Onion@theonion.com · 2d agoU.S. Instates Military Wife Draft https://theonion.com/u-s-instates-military-wife-draft/
This is a billion times better than that slow shaboozey bullshit espn is going to make us listen to a thousand times every weekend
mike taddow@miketaddow.bsky.social · 2w agoone of my biggest wants for the 2026 college football season is for features involving the musical talents of this dude (herbie hunkele) — need this!
Interviewing Mrs. Cleetus, who is charging $30 for a pie in a tourist trap when the ingredients cost maybe $5, is a great way to take the temperature of the American economy
CNN@cnn.com · 5d agoCNN's Richard Quest sat down for a slice of "ugly pie" with the owner of the MidPoint Cafe on Route 66 to see how her business is doing amid concerns about affordability across the US.
Nothing like a white male boomer driving a brand new 740i with a Gadsden flag on the back
I'm convinced that these bluesky reply accounts are Russian psyops
Philip Bump@pbump.com · 5d agopleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky
That's a wild stat, which leads to this wild stat: Blake Horvath at Navy had more passing TDs (25) than Michigan over the last two seasons. Of course Horvath also had 33 rushing TDs to go with that.
David Hale@adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 6d agoStat No. 39: Over the past two years, Michigan has 23 passing touchdowns. And 23 interceptions. In the 4 prior seasons, Michigan had just 24 total interceptions to go with 78 passing TDs.
Kept waiting for the drop where it becomes a banger and folks, it never happens. This is a bad hype song.
For The Win@forthewin.bsky.social · 5d agoESPN reveals new song for 2026 college football coverage and it's a banger bit.ly/4wBuMT0 📸 Lauren Justice, REUTERS
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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I used to pick capelin as a kid visiting Newfoundland. We'd go down to the stages (docks for the fishermen along the water) and throw thousands of males through the floor where they'd coat the seabed and rot away or be eaten by crabs and flounder. It's a shame that this factory died in red tape.
David_j_roth@davidjroth.bsky.social · 6d agoGreat blog. I would absolutely taste of the forbidden fish sludge. defector.com/abandoned-fi...
I know it's fantasy and legally treacherous, but imagine if the G6, ACC, and Big XII followed UEFA's lead and told the SEC and B1G they'll boycott everything until they back down from killing college sports, starting with this football regular season
This is Coach Lard Ass, HC of D2 College of Castle Rock in Oregon, erasure
Stand By Me Lardass
ALT: Stand By Me Lardass
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Pat Forde@bypatforde.bsky.social · 7d agoColumn: Pat Fitzgerald is the hungriest coach in college football. He pairs up well with a hungry Michigan State program. bit.ly/4fGmOAy
In the 20s my maternal grandfather was a cook onboard a schooner out of St John's, Newfoundland that fished the grand banks By the 40s he had been in the british merchant marines, eventually hopping ship and becoming a steelworker in NYC building skyscrapers
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d agoEnough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
Well no shit. I have long assumed every bluesky reply guy was actually just bots set to be annoying libtards
Sarah T Roberts, PhD@ubiquity75.xyz · 7d agoI've seen some bad cybertrucks around DC, but this has to be the most wankster of them all. Yes that's a MOLLE board with an axe attached to it. Yes he had more MOLLE boards on the other side. Still astonished anyone pays money for these things.
A similarly sized wall in the United States would take half an hour to walk, because we managed to have the equivalent of all of Alaska And Wyoming die from the virus
Hugo Gordon@hugogordon.bsky.social · 7d agoThe COVID memorial wall in London stretches for half a kilometre and contains 250,000 hearts for everyone in the UK who died. It takes a good five+ minutes of walking to get from the start to the finish. And I think even many Londoners forget it's there.
I know I'm a broken record on this, but the fact SpaceX has less annual revenue than Macy's department stores was readily available to every investor before the IPO
Karl Bode@karlbode.com · last wk.you know, at least U.S. business journalism spent a lot of time making it very clear this IPO was a fraudulent lie only made possible because the country is too corrupt to have functional regulators
This has been my feelings of the trans community since as far back as I can remember & it will be how I feel about them until the day I die.
Maybe Tennessee should talk to Sankey about working with other conferences to get this rule overwritten since the conferences are the ones who wrote it in the first place. But that would mean Greg would have to put in work instead of getting in yet another dick measuring contest with Petitti
Brandon Marcello@brandonmarcello.bsky.social · last wk.Tennessee responds to the NCAA's suspension of linebacker Arion Carter, who signed with an agent and accepted a $427.48 airplane ticket during the pre-NFL Draft process.
Trump oversaw 1.3 million Americans dying from COVID
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump: "I Inherited Fauci, who was there since the 1980’s, but with each passing day, relied less and less on him. He made too many bad calls, like on MASKS. Remember at the beginning he was an anti-masker. He then switched to a super-masker. In any event I didn’t let him shut the Country down ... "
You can buy a refub 13 for under $300 on Amazon. A refurb 12 goes for under $200. You don't need a $1-2k phone.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.Apple has launched a program that allows customers in the U.S. to lease iPhones and other devices instead of buying them as computer product prices rise because of increasing memory chip costs driven by the artificial intelligence boom.