#nufc rain or shine I just love the toon Bristol city can fuck off back to London or wherever Bristol is

Is it coming home or are they going home? #noreng #england

I want to wear boat shoes. I want to be in my boat shoes era. Like Andrea Pirlo-core

Well ive deleted my #discord. I dont feel great about it but i know it’s for the best. I need to focus on real life. Anyway here i am posting about it on #bluesky

Imagine if humans laid eggs

I made a cherry semifreddo with cherries on top and a dollop of cream. Should have been Swiss meringue but couldn’t be bothered. Very tasty was like frozen custard and didn’t require churning like ice cream does. Strong recommend. #food #summereats

"Cook at home. It's healthier." Me: "2 cups of cheese is basically 3 cups of cheese, which is, in practicality, 4 cups of cheese." I then add 6 cups of cheese.

There’s something about GAZPACHO being in all caps

Cicero from #thebear looks exactly like Kim jong il from team america.

#mcinew I’ve got a good feeling about tonight toon toon

Hopkinson IN #nufc

I reckon if #nufc lose tonight I’ll be firmly Hopkinson out

Is having a cold worse now or am I just weaker?

#nufc vs psg half time PSG we’ve got two words for ya… Suck it

Does anyone else still do ode to the haggis on burns night? My mother comes out and chops the thing open with what can only be described as a small sword while reciting unfathomable poetry #burnsnight #haggis

#nufc vs Villa - mint game, love Miley, would love a toon goal

I’ve got a desire to relive my youth and play fable, black and white and dynasty warriors 4. Don’t even know where to begin with #dynasty#warriors. Are there any reliable PlayStation 2 emulators? #retrogaming #ps2

#psv are sausage boys pass it on

#nufc if we win here I honestly think we could beat anyone in a knockout game. Psv are a good team but they eat far too many sausages #frikandelspeciaal #worstenkop

Your eyes are like toilets and I’m drowning in your piss #pickuplines

Everyone talks about creme eggs getting smaller but no one mentions that they taste like shit #egg

After the final of AFCON I’ve never been more excited for an episode of @stadio.football. There’s only one place to begin…

This bloody goblin jumped in the bloody Tyne this morning then rolled in poo. Still love her she just stinks

#nufc vs wolves I wish the toon would score

I’ve been running the Delian tomb for the last few weeks and I’ve got to say from the directors side it’s a lot of fun. If things are too easy then minions basically just fall from the sky. Obviously I’ve been doing malice wrong the whole time but we live and learn #drawsteel #ttrpg

Imagine a man made of all fingers. Is he a villain? Is he a hero? No, he’s fingers.

You know when I was younger I thought being called a mackem was the same as being called a bastard but now that I’m older I know it’s much worse #nufc

Ranking #nufc players 1. Sandro 2. Hall 3. The rest

Garlic confit getting made. It’s like butter but made of garlic. Probably bubbling too much whatever #garlic #confit #cooking #preserve

“Magic mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?” Asks a wrinkly old bag who definitely isn’t the fairest of them all then goes on a mad poison vendetta because someone’s cuter than her. #disneylife