dark before seven and like goddamn you just forget every. single. year. don't you, like, okay, in june i know it gets dark much earlier in other months, but how it feels CANNOT somehow be recalled with any accuracy like GUYS IT IS DARK, SO DARK, SO EARLY

google is so stupid now when i searched for 'elizabethan emerald cut rings' it gave me fifty iterations of one of liz taylor's

chat i took #cheese pics for you today: applying a second coat of mold inhibiting rind on new gouda 🧀🦠

i made stroganoff (it's #vegetarian so the balls are meatless) and it's really good but i guess i'm bored of cooking lately because dishes i used to make in an hour or so now take days because i wander off 🍜

tasting at tranche today tranche.wine

not even halloween yet and i got the cordial put up whoo 🍜

why do banks continue to behave as if it takes weeks to clear a check, as if the instrument still needs to be physically driven across the country twice clearinghouses are mostly electronic now right

um yes @robcruickshank.bsky.social i made you one (1) banner art for your profile and it is a very serious art that took almost six minutes because your profile has no banner and also that's how long it took to spell cruickshank

look, combining two interests it's analog photographs of CHEESE i took with THE BRICK #fuji400 #ishootfilm #argusC3 #thebrick #believeinfilm #filmphotography #cheese (probably posted these before but can't be bothered to check and also maybe not)

i voted #oregonvotes (dad threw out the pamphlet so i had to look it up online and when did we get a coloring page? also this election is always pretty chill out here because it's mostly weird little things like 'county commission - position 1' that have only one or even no candidates standing

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all breakups are rough but with mental illness involved it still fucking sucks half suspected he'd lash out to make me hate him but forgot after a few months, that's when he struck; he's so good at it he basically succeeded for a few days anyway, my ex has a new girlfriend and thinks i'm crazy!

dad keeps setting the thermostat at 71F and i keep turning it down to 68 lol i'll love it when winter gets here though

now when google serves up garbage answers you can't even report it for inaccuracy, the only options are 'contains personal info' 'legal takedown' or 'is outdated' IMAGINE BUILDING THE BEST OF SOMETHING and then turning it into shit for NO GODDAMNED REASON

completely over my 'ooh tiniest shortest baby usb cable!!!' phase and back on my 'longest cable available so i can use it from across the room' bullshit

so cute how youtube goes through phases of just throwing every goddamned ad it has into whatever you're watching as if to chide you for not verbally acknowledging that last week it wasn't so bad

chat is temu inventing products for me based on what i click on because everything's 'pre-order' and none of the product images are real

of three bureaus' sites only one gave me my credit report, two didn't work the one i did see lists as open a student loan that was closed years ago, two addresses i never lived at, and a credit card that isn't mine i have never seen my report without errors, ever the whole thing is 100% bullshit

six months later and the roll of #kikipan i stuck in the yashica for #shittycamerachallenge is still in there i'm so, so late posting pics

bought a can of butane for a butane lighter awhile back and just now refilling the lighter i noticed the can inexplicably says "WHIP-IT!" on it in a cute font the warning says huffing it can be fatal, too, so and so am i supposed to understand kids're doing butane lighter fuel like nitrous oxide?

dad got a new tv so i got my tv back and now it's in my office being an enormous 3rd monitor lol

i'ma go work a little then come home and make falafel

half-assed a #soup that came out AMAZING it's just beans and alphabet pasta with a few vegetables that were lying around but it's extremely delicious in spite of me lol 🍜

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please enjoy looking at 200 pounds of artisan gouda in the press 🧀🦠 #cheese

vacuum sealing 60 lbs. of mozzarella #cheese 🧀🦠

the state should not be executing human beings, and neither should the armed forces but if it were me i'd take firing squad over torture they can't get drugs to put a human down calmly and softly, so with the few they can buy they aim for 'paralyze & silence + avoid any euphoria whatsoever + kill'

it's two o'clock in the morning and i'm eating spaghetti al limone 🍜 wyd ('oh that's my india fork')

some iteration of the concept of dharma really needs to be reintroduced, especially to the fuckhead class there ARE good actions and bad actions, and if you think what you're doing is neutral but everyone disagrees, you're supposed to seek advice and contemplate instead of choosing greed every time

fucking capital one, man, i closed my account once they took over discover, keep getting spam and OF COURSE THERE'S NO UNSUBSCRIBE LINK because they're assholes, and once you've logged in there's nothing in the account settings so you have to spend 5 minutes digging thru help to find a buried page