when the farmer first moved in they would bring me pizzas twice a week. i think they were trying to fatten me up,,,
— SAM! 🎸
@goblindestroyer.bsky.social
this is a song about farming and chopping wood :D icon by nendracula on tumblr, minors dni
oh. okay i don't want to do that. i don't want to touch your pee.
xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · 3w agoYAH
oh you pipi'd on the floor and not pupu'd.
xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · 3w agoIT’S A [Pipis].
i don't like what you just said. you make it sound like you just took a dump on the floor
xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · 3w agoDOSE ANY1 WANA [tuch it] WHILE IT’S STILL WARM
sometimes when im bored at work i submerge my coworker shane in tar and he gets mad as fuuuuck
Guys sebastian texted me and said i have W wobblemeat what does that mean
i wads oiteraly juwt born in a wet carborbox all aloane(
ooogh i,m so o ioo oregnwnt admnd poisoned from veming,
oooogh my god you owe me 18 years of child support oooooohhhhhh
ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 3w agoDude shut the fuck up
ooogh my god its that pervert's fault. he splooged on me and it went through my clothes and absorbed into my skin and now i'm boypreggers. :(
ugh, okay so there's this guy. this HAG. and he's being an asshole to me because i'm not 70 years old and i can't smoke.
𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀.@the-bull-deluca.bsky.social · 3w agoPoivoit…? ( The Bull frowns. Was… was that an English word? Anyway— that’s one kind of indecency Carmine does NOT look kindly on. ) Who’s da one botherin’ youse, pally?
farmer said im the white boy on their roster #whatdatmean
you literally splooged on me dude. whats gayer than that.
ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 3w agoNuh uh.
YOU!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT CALLING ME UGLY!!!
ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 3w agoAn UGLY woman! HEYO!
r/pelicantown: WIBTA if i stole my dad's gun and shot a guy (he splooged on me)?