harri osborn.
@goblinheir.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with marvel. /written by madi.
that doesn’t mean i’m upset, neena. i can be grateful sometimes.
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · 4w ago“Because I know you absolutely despise saying thank you.”
i’m not upset. what gave you that impression?
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · 4w ago“…don’t sound so upset.”
so i told a little lie. big deal.
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · last mo.“You said they were dates!”
sorry babe. i find it hard to commit.
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · last mo.…not even if asked nicely?
“mmm, good boy.” a little giggle before she starts to kiss at his neck, soft and gentle with her lips as they make their way to her bedroom.
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.A playful batting of his eyelashes as he focused on taking the two of them towards her bedroom. Fingers dug into Harri’s flesh, enjoying the softness and the feeling of those thighs on her fingers. “It wasn’t that long ago I moved out, so of course I know where your room is.”
and with that, she’s instinctively wrapping her legs around his waist while smiling back to him, making sure to hold onto him tightly so she didn’t fall back. “i hope you remember where it is?”
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.“Now you’re definitely intriguing me. Sounds like we’ve struck an accord.” With a soft chuckle, the arachnid hoisted Harri off of the cool tile with hands holding her up by the thighs. “Let’s go to your bedroom.”
now she’s smirking a bit, nibbling at her bottom lip before looking back up into his eyes. “then how about you take me to my bedroom and i’ll give you what you want?”
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.There was a devilish smile that perked on his lips at such an accusation. Peter’s eyes held an immense amount of desire for the brunette in front of him, beneath his hands. “Oh is that not obvious? I’m being rather forward with what I’m wanting with you, Harri.”
god. she couldn’t believe they were doing this, but now she just wanted to go further. she wanted *him.* “i’d sure you’d love to see a little more, wouldn’t you?”
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.Hands spread apart those cheeks before clapping them together and smacking a palm off of those jiggling curves. Peter couldn’t really hold himself back when presented with such a banquet, especially when it’s owned by a friend. “I would certainly think so, but I do love what I’m seeing now.”
layfully rolling her eyes at what he said, moaning out another hot breath against his skin. “i’m not always dressed down in lingerie, parker.”
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.“Are you really that surprised? I feel like this is the most predictable outcome when you’re sitting around the penthouse like so.” A playful chuckle that melted into a groan when that breath cascaded along his skin. Fingers dug into plump cheeks from the sheer excitement ramping up.
she kept her teeth inside her bottom lip, leaning her face into the side of his neck to breathe her hot breath against it. “you know, i never thought we’d find ourselves in this kind of situation. where you find me dressed like this.”
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.“I consider myself lucky to not have had more interactions with him than I did.” He did his best to keep the anger from his tone, desiring to keep this moment more lighthearted. Especially considering the fact Peter was actively groping and bouncing her ass the whole time.
“well, consider yourself lucky you didn’t have to live with the man. and come home to find empty glass bottles all over the floor.” subconsciously the brunette pushed her cheeks back into his hands, just taking in the moment between them with noone else in the room.
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.For the briefest of moments, there was a look of frustration that crossed the hero’s face at the mention of Norman. However, it quickly went away as he continued toying with those luscious cheeks. “Certainly not surprised he taught you that with how paranoid he was.”
she bites into her bottom lip from him playing with her ass, now locking her eyes directly onto his own. “if there’s anything i’ve learned from my father it’s that you never trust anyone. even those you consider your friends.”
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.“What, am I not allowed to stop by, Harri?” He asked playfully as his hands bounced those cheeks just to see how she’d react.
“good. now what are you doing here?” her eyes locked on his face, flicking from one spot to another while she waited for his answer.
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.A smile perked on his lips as he stared down at her, arms wrapping around her bare waist before hands rested right on those lovely cheeks. “Oh most definitely. Much better.”
pushing herself off of the island to close the gap between them, draping her arms around the back of his neck. “there, is this better?”
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.He shook his head, taking a step closer towards her as he drank in the beautiful Osborn. “Nothing is wrong besides you not being in my arms.”
a little smirk slithers over her lips, her own eyes taking him in. “something wrong, parker?”
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.He drank in the gorgeous sight that stood before him, gulping as his nerves grew more prominent. “My lord…”
she’s turning around, the front of her lingerie now on full display for him. a single finger beckons him over.
𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · last mo.Doing much better now that he gets to see Harri, that’s for sure.
still nibbling on her lip. casually glancing over her shoulder. “i mean. if that’s really how you feel.”
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · last mo.“Would you rather me admit just how badly I want to pound you into the bed~?”
“well i’m glad you’re having fun up there in your brain.”
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · last mo.“Not at all, simply enjoying the thought~”
“mmmm, why don’t you take a look for yourself, babe?”
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · last mo.“I think that depends on just how needy you’re feeling tonight~”
a cute moan before she nibbles into her bottom lip. “is that who i think it is?”
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · last mo.A light smack followed before Neena pressed herself up behind the other with a giggle.
casually wiggling her little tush up in the air.
𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃@takethewheel.bsky.social · last mo.Cue a certain mutant starting to side step closer while humming, intentions obvious.
she can’t forget her favorite day! (even though she almost did.) #seductivesunday