I love that I can sit here in my comfy clothes, minding my business, and still be somebody’s favorite problem. What a lovely little life I’ve made for myself. 😘

I don’t need a special occasion to be told I’m the best. I’m literally right here. What more of a reason do you need?

It’s actually kind of funny knowing some of you are checking my page hoping I’ll change my mind about the pictures. I won’t. But I love the optimism. 😂

Good morning. I woke up wanting coffee, attention, and absolutely nothing productive to do. I think that’s reasonable.

Taking a little break from posting pictures. Some of you are about to discover just how much of your personality revolves around looking at me. How embarrassing.

I took my socks off and immediately thought about how embarrassing some of you are. Anyway. 😂

I cannot physically read messages when gifts haven’t been sent. It’s a real condition that my doctor advises there is no cure for. The only solution is my CA or Throne chimes.

Working from home means my shoes are optional. Unfortunately for you, so is showing you what’s underneath them.

Good morning to the men who wake up and immediately think about making my day better. The rest of you can try again tomorrow. 😘

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All I want is my army of footie boys, to be pampered all the time, and to shop using your card. That’s not too much to ask.

Trying to get some work done and I just know some of you would be more interested in what’s under my desk. Priorities, boys. 😏

Why are men so cute when they stop talking and just spoil me?

I need a pedicure. I assume someone in the foot department will be addressing this.

I want more. More gifts, money, pampering. That’s it.

Apparently the morning happened without me posting. You all survived. Barely, I’m sure…. But here’s your prize. Thank me by clearing my Throne.

Goodnight, losers. Kiss the sock.

I want more gifts today.

Yoga done. Coffee acquired. I’ve peaked for the day. Everything after this is extra credit.

Imagine losing focus during my yoga because you caught a glimpse of my toes. Pathetic.

I’ve seen what one foot does to you. Two feels almost unfair.

I want to be spoiled today. No particular reason. I don’t think I need one.

They’re staying on for now. I know. Life is hard.

I woke up thinking it was still the weekend. Honestly pretty rude of reality to correct me.

Well. The socks came off. Try to maintain some dignity.

I have things I should be doing today. I have also discovered that none of them are as appealing as doing absolutely nothing.

I don’t need a reason to want your money. I just woke up and decided I’d rather have it than you.

I have approximately 47 things I could do today and somehow “read my book and ignore all of them” keeps winning.

You want the sock, don’t you? That’s embarrassing.

Does anyone else have one completely pointless thing they’re ridiculously competitive about? Because I absolutely cannot play a game “just for fun.” I need to win.