There’s always that delicious little moment when a lurker finally realizes watching quietly isn’t getting them any closer to me. What happens next is usually much more interesting. findom

I like confidence. I like initiative. And I especially like subs who understand that getting my attention and keeping it are two very different accomplishments. findom

You don’t need permission to be thoughtful. Initiative is considerably sexier than asking me what you should do. findom

I’m not asking you to obsess over me. I just think it’s adorable that you apparently decided to do that all by yourself. findom

You’re allowed to have a little crush on me. You’re even allowed to pretend it’s under control. I enjoy watching how long that lasts. findom

The quickest way to become invisible to me is to assume wanting my attention automatically makes you deserving of it. findom

You’re staring again. At this point, we should probably stop pretending this is casual. findom

Some of you have been lurking for so long I’m starting to think you’ve moved in. At least introduce yourself to your landlord. findom

Calling customer service because my human ATM hasn’t been delivered yet. This is getting ridiculous. findom

Human ATM applications remain open. Previous experience in spoiling highly regarded. findom

You had my attention for a moment. What you do next decides how long you keep it. findom

You keep watching. I keep noticing. Guess which one of us is in control. findom

Some of you are trying so hard to be noticed… while completely ignoring the easiest way to stand out 🤑 findom

It’s Friday night. I’m going out and having cocktails. You? You’re making sure my glass stays full. Keep those notifications coming, ATM. 🍸 findom

I guess I’m selling my worn boots to somebody else, Jason 🤷🏻‍♀️ findom

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You don’t impress me by wanting my attention. You impress me by giving me a reason to remember you. findom

Life’s too short to pretend that I’m not your favorite. findom

I don’t need to ask for your attention. It always seems to find me. findom

You keep thinking you’re getting over your little crush. Then I post again. findom

You don’t have to tell me I’ve been living in your head all day. findom

I have a habit of showing up exactly when you needed a distraction. findom

I don’t mind being your favorite bad habit. findom

Every now and then I remember someone has me as their favorite notification. That’s kind of adorable. findom

You know that little smile you get when I appear on your timeline? Yeah… I know about that. findom

Tell me I’m on your mind without telling me I’m on your mind. findom

I have a habit of becoming someone’s favorite distraction. findom

I hope I crossed your mind today. I’d hate for you to break the streak. findom

It’s funny how a single photo of me can derail your entire train of thought. findom

I have a feeling I’m ruining someone’s productivity today. findom

I love confident subs. Especially the ones who don’t hesitate when they want to impress me. findom