I'm boreddddddddd

I haven't been on here in so long. Duty calls, and so do the olives I must eat.

Walks amongst the groves, pondering life's mysteries.

Everyone go block this account. They are a troll and following mainly only male character accounts and spreading lies. You thought you could delete the evidence. Too bad, I got it already. Have a nice day. 😃

( I am still so blown away that season 3 of Blood Of Zeus comes out on my birthday. Every time it crosses my mind, I grin so hard. This is the best birthday gift ever. 🤩😝🤭🥲🥰 )

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The fact that there were 10 options provided and I was actually shocked for a brief moment that Epic won. 😆 Then I was like.. oh.. 🤨😄 (In my server) @akaiemberwing.bsky.social Are you ready to cry? 😃

He's done for.

✦ 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 █ 𝔇𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔤𝔬 𝔱𝔬𝔬 𝔣𝔞𝔯... ℑ’𝔩𝔩 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲.@thestorytellr.bsky.social · 2y ago

[[ARES I'M BETTING ATHENA GONNA GET YOUR ASS]]

Hey ya'll, my great friend has an amazing discord server that I want to shout out! There are a lot of cool people and a unique theme. You must be 18+ to join. It's a server for all artists, va, and creativity! discord.gg/vSYnrfPwdh @akaiemberwing.bsky.social

ATHENA, TELEMACHUS: Ohh... Maybe I pushed you a bit too hard... O-Ow...

(What other greek mythology or epic character should I be that's not already taken? I want to make another character. I don't know who)

(Finally, an active Odysseus.. hopefully. The rest of you were lacking..<j>)

(I had a mental breakdown over this. Legit had tears in my eyes.)

(Athena has wings like an angel! It's cannon! If you watched Gigi's God Games video! I will now be rping with her having owl wings that she can unfold. 🥺)

( In my server. I still laugh over this. Hermes would totally say this)

(This might be the realest post ever made. "But we've already watched the whole musical 843 times now!" Me: Ok and? Sit your ass down. We're gonna watch it for the 844 time. )

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 2y ago

<—— He just wants someone to cuddle and cry to Epic The Musical with.

Iconic dad moment.

(I'm bored as hell)

I see my brother has returned. Good.

(This statue of Athena was in some rich guy's house for 260 years. He bought it in Rome during the 1700s. Its origins date back to Ancient Rome. Over time, people added onto it. Now, it will be made public in a museum. You don't know how badly I want this statue! It would look amazing in my house! )

I won't mind this at all.

Nightmother: Nyx@nightlygoddess.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Bored. Gonna make one of Athena's owls stare at her for 12 hours."

Are they fighting?? Come on, Odysseus, I taught you better than to let your back be exposed! (Clueless Athena lol)

🔱♦𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚗♦🔱@seadaddyposeidon.bsky.social · 2y ago

ACK NO -puts up a wall from this- BURN IT DROWN IT

I'm so bored and my head hurts. The mountain is too quiet. Kronos needs to come back. He makes everyone go crazy. Last time, there was a war and I was on vacation. (Art credit to whoever drew this.)

How much therapy would the gods need in order to fix their family issues? I think the therapist would just quit and run out sobbing.

OH, IT'S THE WILL OF THE GODS!

The poem is beautiful as always. Thank you for the cupcake. It's adorable.

Ｓｕｇａｒ Ｒｕｓｈ Ｂａｋｅｒｙ@sugarrushbakery.bsky.social · 2y ago

—— And rush to catch their quarry. From , Apollo

Seeing everyone scared over the 2nd annual God Games is sending me. Is this a new tradition? I will not be attending but I wish you all the best of luck! Just don't win and you won't be electrocuted to a crisp!

(I'm bored, so why not? Make it good. I want to be entertained.)

(Guys, what if I decide to finally be honest about something? I have to come clean and admit that.... I'm the reigning king of Ithaca. I am neither man nor mythical. I am your darkest moment. I am the infamous... ODYSSEUS!!! )

I'll be in my room. With my fuzzy owl pjs on drinking Ambrosia while watching from Helios' all seeing broadcast. You all have fun! Don't get thunder bringered!

Demeter! Please! End this brutal winter! I know you're upset that Persephone is with Hades but this year's winter is brutal! Can you tone it down a bit?! I just slipped on ice.