That's it. He's dangling him upside down in the air. "What?! How dare you! I'm TRYING to have a pleasant conversation with you, you imp!"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 10h agoGhh....! How dare he! He's doing a better job at his job than he was before!!!! Probably!!!!! "If I may be bold, Lord Beerus, what exactly are you doing for the universe right now?! Aside from destroying my patience!" 💢💢💢
Shin should consider the following: he's bored and found something to complain about. "Hm, curious. What exactly ARE you observing in our universe, then?"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 10h ago"H-How should I know?!" His hands flap in total desperation... pls hes so confused and scared. If he WAS a dog, his tail would be between his legs. "I am a Supreme Kai, Lord Beerus, not a pet detective! I swear I haven't seen Whis near any animals!" It IS funny to see Beerus jealous, though...
"No. I need you like this." Holding him more securely. "Who else are they petting, Kai?"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 11h ago"Y-Your own bath?!" He's accepting it for about three seconds. "While that is truly a tragedy, Lord Beerus... could you please set me down?! I-I think this is a conversation better suited between you and Whis, himself!"
"The Loser Universe? No, no, he'd have no reason to do that." He's carrying the Kai under his arm while he paces around. "It's disturbing. What's even worse, is that I suspect his hands were wandering when I needed him most. I had to draw my own bath. Unacceptable."
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 11h agoHe's just left kinda dangling uselessly....... "D-Dog?!" He's not a dog pleas e let him go... "I assure you, I have no canine acquaintances! P-Perhaps he visited Universe Nine?!"
Lifting him by his shoulders. "He smelled like dog recently." . . . "I 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 dogs."
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 11h agoStanding...– "I—well, I didn't exactly try to sniff them, Lord Beerus! But... if memory serves, perhaps a hint of cream puffs and some sort of fancy lavender lotion..." Gulp....
Leans closer, eyeing him suspiciously. "Quit acting like I hit you! Sheesh, I'm trying to get answers! It was really just a brief greeting? What did they smell like?"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 11h agoQuickly dropping into a deep apologetic bow. ... "I-It has been a few weeks, Lord Beerus! Just a brief greeting the last time he dropped off your snacks! I swear on Grand Zeno, that is all!" He's just assuming the worst thing has happened and that somehow he's to blame.
"What are you on about?!" Crossing his arms. "It was a simple question. Answer it!"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 11h agoHe didn't mean to! "W-Whis?!" Frantically waving his hands... "I swear, whatever it is, I didn't do it! Please tell me the universe isn't ending again!"
Because this fuckass Kai nearly got him killed during his last big nap. He does not trust him! "Alright, shorty. Hey, when was the last time you've spoken to Whis?"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 12h ago"I-I was just getting some fresh air, Lord Beerus! I promise I'll go right back to my... 'enclosure' before your nap time!" 💧 He stammers, offering a frantic bow. .. dude why is this fuckass cat always AWAKE whenever he wants to actually do things 💔
Looming over @u7-supremekai.bsky.social. "And just what do you think you're doing outside of your enclosure?" It's a joke. Somewhat... Because he's fragile!
❝ 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥. ❞ .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖
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[He takes a big, savoring bite, eyes closing as he ponders the flavors hitting his taste buds. The feline is reluctant to pull away from the fork, staring at Whis sternly when he finally does.] It's... Remarkable! Absolutely scrumptious! The cream gets perfectly absorbed into a spongey heaven!!!
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 4d ago[ in goes the airplane! They're making sure to aim perfectly, not a single drop of cream is going to waste! ]
Sounds like you need to work on your stand-up. It wasn't funny.
𝔽 ℝ 𝕀 𝔼 ℤ 𝔸@galactic-tyranny.bsky.social · 4d agoIt was only a joke -
I'm going to swat you. Very soon now.
𝔽 ℝ 𝕀 𝔼 ℤ 𝔸@galactic-tyranny.bsky.social · 4d agoWhis, quick, give me a piece of cake- I think he's asleep.
╔. ■ .═══════╗ ｢𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑬𝑪𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴｣ ╚═══════. ■ .╝ ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫 𝑩𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑬𝑪𝑻 𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑻𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑴𝒀 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑬𝑪𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴.ᐟ ❯ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑬𝑪𝑻 𝑩𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑮 ❮ ◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◇◆◇◆◇◆ ❯ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑼𝑵𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑬'𝑺 𝑬𝑵𝑫 ❮
[He digs the energy; many people fumble about in fear or end up being downright disrespectful with their frantic boot-licking. Apparently the restaurant gets a lot of odd visitors because no one seems bothered by his presence— By the time they get a seat, he's deep in the menu.] +
Alfred F. Jones@eagletears.bsky.social · last wk.Nah the hyper bit is like a medical condition but it is really good!! You'll love it! [He does a cartwheel out of the room towards the nearest kbbq place. Since he's back in NY it's like, half a block away]
Curious; you look like the average human. Are you a hybrid of sorts? [Beerus shut up before this gets complicated and weird.]
Antonio Fernández Carriedo@sunisbright.bsky.social · last wk.Okay! Whatever you say! Though, I'm not really mortal! I am, but I am also like... two thousand years old or something!!! [Oh dude, he loves that song!!! He loves LMFAO! He's humming it while he cooks!]
How inviting. His hands are politely crossed behind his back, inspecting his surroundings as he walks aboard. Still rocking that classic sci-fi aesthetic, he sees. "So, Frieza... Dare I ask what you've been up to?"
𝔽 ℝ 𝕀 𝔼 ℤ 𝔸@galactic-tyranny.bsky.social · last wk.His soldiers are currently dismissed for the day so not to annoy him too. So no need to worry about that. A hand gesture to follow , turning tail and walking to the entrance of the oddly shaped , saucer-y vessel. The door opens automatically for them and the interior is nice and warm. . .
I see. [Waving a hand, tuning out most of the rambling. He just visits bro he doesn't know the specifics.] It must be good to get you so hyper. Let's eat.
Alfred F. Jones@eagletears.bsky.social · last wk.It's similar where you cook the meat and vegetables on your own at the table but it's like the dry version of it as far as preparation goes since shabu shabu is stew and kbbq is grilled on like a demon core looking thing embedded in the table. But dude it goes CRAZY.
If Frieza is confident that no soldiers will sully his mood, then sure. He will take a look around. He's feeling friendly today. Maybe. Somewhat.
𝔽 ℝ 𝕀 𝔼 ℤ 𝔸@galactic-tyranny.bsky.social · last wk.Ah. What was that old saying ? Actually - Forget it. . . . . . Does the cat wish to experience the luxuries of his newly refurbished ship? There's plenty of food , a sauna and places to sleep , if that suits his fancy. Today is a boring day and for once , the idea of company doesn't make him ill.
Don't stress your feeble mortal mind by overthinking it and focus on the task at hand. [Eye twitch. Mutters.] I'm sexy and I know it... 💢
Antonio Fernández Carriedo@sunisbright.bsky.social · last wk.[Thank God! Pun intended! He's getting all his paella ingredients ready] Eh, you are a God? Funny! I thought there was only one! Unless you are the guy I pray to! I always thought he would be sexy, though! Eh, I digress! [He be cooking! And it smells heavenly. Pun Intended.]