"OW! You idiot!" Disappears in front of the accessory, catching it before it goes too far. "How mature!!!"
ℂ ℍ 𝔸 𝕄 ℙ 𝔸@hakaiism.bsky.social · 18h ago😦😡 Stammering. Struggling to come up with a response - " Wh?! I - pff! You. . . - hmph! " Yanks the piercing off in a single swift motion and CHUCKS it. " Fetch. " 💢
His collar is red and he switched which ear his piercing is on. "I'm Champa if he listened to his attendant."
"You don't sound very certain." He wants a snack! Or else!
ベジータ@saiyajinprxnce.bsky.social · yesterdaySweat goes the teen's brow. ". . . there's probably a restaurant on this planet somewhere."
"You know exactly what you're doing." Eye roll. All this mockery when he hasn't even committed atrocities yet! Hnnnn, it feels good. He wants beddy-bye.
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · yesterdayHis voice drops into a teasing lilt. "Whatever do you mean, Lord Beerus?" He chuckles softly, petting that good spot behind Beerus's ear... Maybe the God taking another nap would be the best outcome!
"Don't patronize me, Whis." Closing his eyes,, stop petting him before he takes another 30 year nap!
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · yesterdayAww. Such a cutie cat! They love their Lord! "Oh goodness... Am I sensing upset from you, My Lord? You know you are still my favourite! No matter how well behaved the Kai is. You'll always be the top of the charts! Such a good Deity!" Pet pet pet!
"UGH. I guess!!!!!" Folding his arms moodily. "Fine. Give him an upgrade! I don't care! Maybe he'll stop whining so much!"
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · yesterday"Yes, well, this was back when we needed to keep a closer eye on him! But he's been behaving recently! He hasn't been chasing any bad guys around like he has a suicide wish anymore!" He lets out a light sigh. "He hasn't complained, as far as I'm aware!"
"You're the one who made it." Why'd he say it like that. Makes him feel. Bad.
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · yesterdayGasp! "Such attitude! And after all I've done for you!" He chuckles, tilting his head. "You know, when you two get along, it is positively adorable! I was even thinking we could upgrade his cage to something bigger!"
"If you wish to dellude yourself with such a notion, go ahead. We just happen to exist together." Shrugging away from the angel- he's fine! And he's not cruel! Or jealous!
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · yesterdayWow! And those are just his good moods! "Now, now, My Lord. No need to show those pearly whites!" They're looking at his teeth while they're out. . . Gotta make sure Beerus brushes twice a day! "You adore him really, I can tell! I'm sure your care for him goes far past that life link!" ~ ♡
Huffs a sigh, protectively holding the Kai closer to himself. "How ridiculous. Perhaps you need to work on your anger management, brother." Like he hasn't killed for less. 🤫
ℂ ℍ 𝔸 𝕄 ℙ 𝔸@hakaiism.bsky.social · yesterdayAfter hearing that, Champa gracelessly drops him. " This runt is lucky. . " 😒 " Sneezed in my direction and made me jump out of my 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣. . .been awhile since I wanted to erase someone so bad. . "
"If only he created better planets!" he hisses, fangs baring. Hhhhhhh,, he's just standing there, grumpy, bald, annoyed, conflicted. "Psh. He couldn't even handle that much."
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · yesterdayMumble mumble... "Well, it is a lot more than what you do, My Lord..." Clearing his throat, he leans in to press more kisses to Beerus's muzzle! "I swear, I'll force you two to wear a 'getting along' sweater! Ohohoh! What an adorable thought!"
"...Champa?" What. He blinks down at the small shaking deity, and picks him up by his collar. "Yeah, unfortunately. What were you doing with him?"
ℂ ℍ 𝔸 𝕄 ℙ 𝔸@hakaiism.bsky.social · yesterdayIt takes him a second, but once the panic ends he immediately lands with a FROWN. " . . . . . " 💢 Reaches down and grabs by the collar, then teleports. Appearing in front of @godgato.bsky.social. " Does this belong to you??? "
"Sipping tea and watching trees grow is very exhausting, I'm sure. My heart bleeds for him." Going to strangle that little rat for snitching on him-!! For now, at least, he's purring from the scratching.
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · yesterdayProbably something to do with homosexual tendencies. "Just be more mindful next time, My Lord. He works very hard, you know!" They're lowkey just ragebaiting him at this point. Scritching under his chin....
"I'm NOT mean! He's perfectly intact!" he snaps. The affection causes his harsh glare to falter. Why do they think he targets him tho? Smh!
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 2d ago"Ohohoh! Well, maybe I'm exaggerating a little. But he's utterly adorable, I cannot help it! Must you be so mean to him?" Leaning in to press a kiss to his cheek!
"Don't be stupid! I didn't traumatize him!" What a baby... He just held him for a bit!!!
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 2d agoThey chuckle behind their hand and reach out to pet behind Beerus's left ear. "Now, now, My Lord. If there's any problem, I trust that you'd tell me to my face, instead of traumatising our dear Kai."
Uh oh. "I haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about!" His ears droop, posture stiff. Liar.
꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 2d agoAppearing behind @godgato.bsky.social . .. "Lord Beerus? Tell me why I just got a... Quite frantic... call from our darling Shin. Apparently you... 'manhandled' him, demanding answers about me? We've spoken about this, My Lord!"
That's it. He's dangling him upside down in the air. "What?! How dare you! I'm TRYING to have a pleasant conversation with you, you imp!"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 2d agoGhh....! How dare he! He's doing a better job at his job than he was before!!!! Probably!!!!! "If I may be bold, Lord Beerus, what exactly are you doing for the universe right now?! Aside from destroying my patience!" 💢💢💢
Shin should consider the following: he's bored and found something to complain about. "Hm, curious. What exactly ARE you observing in our universe, then?"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 2d ago"H-How should I know?!" His hands flap in total desperation... pls hes so confused and scared. If he WAS a dog, his tail would be between his legs. "I am a Supreme Kai, Lord Beerus, not a pet detective! I swear I haven't seen Whis near any animals!" It IS funny to see Beerus jealous, though...
"No. I need you like this." Holding him more securely. "Who else are they petting, Kai?"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 2d ago"Y-Your own bath?!" He's accepting it for about three seconds. "While that is truly a tragedy, Lord Beerus... could you please set me down?! I-I think this is a conversation better suited between you and Whis, himself!"
"The Loser Universe? No, no, he'd have no reason to do that." He's carrying the Kai under his arm while he paces around. "It's disturbing. What's even worse, is that I suspect his hands were wandering when I needed him most. I had to draw my own bath. Unacceptable."
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 2d agoHe's just left kinda dangling uselessly....... "D-Dog?!" He's not a dog pleas e let him go... "I assure you, I have no canine acquaintances! P-Perhaps he visited Universe Nine?!"
Lifting him by his shoulders. "He smelled like dog recently." . . . "I 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 dogs."
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 2d agoStanding...– "I—well, I didn't exactly try to sniff them, Lord Beerus! But... if memory serves, perhaps a hint of cream puffs and some sort of fancy lavender lotion..." Gulp....
Leans closer, eyeing him suspiciously. "Quit acting like I hit you! Sheesh, I'm trying to get answers! It was really just a brief greeting? What did they smell like?"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 2d agoQuickly dropping into a deep apologetic bow. ... "I-It has been a few weeks, Lord Beerus! Just a brief greeting the last time he dropped off your snacks! I swear on Grand Zeno, that is all!" He's just assuming the worst thing has happened and that somehow he's to blame.
"What are you on about?!" Crossing his arms. "It was a simple question. Answer it!"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 2d agoHe didn't mean to! "W-Whis?!" Frantically waving his hands... "I swear, whatever it is, I didn't do it! Please tell me the universe isn't ending again!"
Because this fuckass Kai nearly got him killed during his last big nap. He does not trust him! "Alright, shorty. Hey, when was the last time you've spoken to Whis?"
《 𝙺𝚊𝚒ō𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 》@u7-supremekai.bsky.social · 2d ago"I-I was just getting some fresh air, Lord Beerus! I promise I'll go right back to my... 'enclosure' before your nap time!" 💧 He stammers, offering a frantic bow. .. dude why is this fuckass cat always AWAKE whenever he wants to actually do things 💔
Looming over @u7-supremekai.bsky.social. "And just what do you think you're doing outside of your enclosure?" It's a joke. Somewhat... Because he's fragile!
❝ 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥. ❞ .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖
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