you asked for elmo's presence .

` FLORIAN 🌹@rosehandles.bsky.social · 3w ago

i can not even fight back, i have an immovable creature by my legs. STOP IT.

{ STARTS SWINGING }

` FLORIAN 🌹@rosehandles.bsky.social · 3w ago

DAMMIT

elmo is here to deal with you , mother fucker

` FLORIAN 🌹@rosehandles.bsky.social · 3w ago

waiting.

elmo is gonna pee everywhere pee pee poo poo

《 ♢ 》 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿'𝙎 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙊𝙍 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 《 ♢ 》

♢ Tԋҽ Pɾιȥҽԃ Pσʂʂҽʂʂισɳ ♢@ofmaskedjester.bsky.social · 4mo ago

《 ♢ 》 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝘰𝘧 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝙉𝙊𝙏 《 ♢ 》

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKK

𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 '𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐲' 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞@myisopodromance.bsky.social · 7mo ago

{ absorbs power }

WHAT??

𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 '𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐲' 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞@myisopodromance.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Relinquish your power to me. Do not fight, I will call up my gang.

THIS BUG IS PISSING ELMO OFF

{ BITES BITES BITES EATS ARM BITES BITES BITES }

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 7mo ago

[ SCREAMIFN ]

{ BITES BITES BITES }

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 7mo ago

. . . [ GRABBING HIM ]

{ eats leek }

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Hastune Miku gave me a signed leek, guys 🥹

TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWE

My mom tried to kill me but I ate her in self defense

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

[ She’s currently playing dark souls . The turtle needs a break, she’s getting angry 💧] Okay, Nito. That’s enough skeletons. .. I said that’s enough, we don’t need anymore . .. THAT’S ENOUGH SKELETONS. 👹👹👹

Teehee

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

[ Taking several steps back, looking at the fourth wall. ] I didn’t sign up for this when I became a ninja. 💧

STOP, ELMO MEANT DIABOLICALLY

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Emmy. HUH ???

{ Farts diabetes }

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Oh. 💧

Elmo is 3 1/2 And allergic. 🦶

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Maybe drink water ?? 💧

Elmo is constipated

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I think you should eat some pizza to help. 💧

Elmo led the troops of Sesame Street, and came out victorious during the battle with biki bottom or whatever it's called

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

… you do ? 💧

Elmo still remembers the war.

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I accidentally became a therapist.

Thank you for being my therapist 😁 { he happily walks away 💀 }

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I … I see. Thank you for telling me. 💧

move along fuckos, it's my turn to vent

But it's okay cuz I ate the devil and absorbed his powers, so now I'm the king of hell and now I can get revenge on all those who betrayed me when i was dethroned in sesame street

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

[ Awkwardly staring at him. This is why she should’ve never left the sewers today. ] Oh.. um. Yikes. 💧

and then i was sent to hell for murdering her

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I …?

Back in the day I used to be the king of sesame street.. but then that bitch zoe tried to say "No, you can't be the king of sesame street because rocco is!" that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 11mo ago

a rat just stole my $20 ?? 😡

{ CENSORED }

{ Grows toes and fingers with skin }

{ EXPLODES EVERYONE }

Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a sec