I’M TOO MUCH FOR THESE NIGGAS. I’M THREE MUCH FOR THESE HOES--FUCK, STRIDER GOT THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.
THANK YOU! I REALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS TENDENCY HUMANS HAVE TO CATEGORIZE AND CLASSIFY THE MOST NORMAL THINGS EVER AS SOME EXCEPTIONAL PHENOMENA. IT’S TANTAMOUNT TO HAVING A WORD TO DESCRIBE HAVING SKIN, I.E. POINTLESS BECAUSE BY FUCKING DEFAULT MOST PEOPLE JUST HAVE SKIN THE SAME WAY IT’S
lily.@guileatrophy.bsky.social · last yr.why is there a special word for men kissing? Isnt that just, kissimg?
OK, IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, TRY DIFFERENT JOKES.
I HEARD HIS POPS A PUSSY NIGGA TOO. SHIT MUST BE HEREDITARY.
M-E-ENA)( 🔱@2x3dentkind.bsky.social · last yr.G-ET )(IS ASS
YOU KNOW WHO’S TO BLAME FOR THIS? YACKUB YAKUUB. AMONG THE MANY MORAL FAILINGS OF ALTERNIA, THE FACT THAT HE WAS ALLOWED TO REACH ADULTHOOD IS THE MOST SCATHING INDICTMENT OF THE KIND OF SHIP THE CONDESCE WAS RUNNING ON THERE.
party at my crib everyboatys invited white buoys will be executed at the door
“WHITE BOY WEDNESDAY” I’M STRIPPING YOU OF YOUR MELANIN FOR THAT SHIT, NIGGA.
FUCK YOU. WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE NIPPLES, WE DON’T GIVE LIVE BIRTH.
THIS IS A DOOMED TIMELINE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS WHERE WE END UP.
I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM FORCING MYSELF TO WITNESS THIS. IT’S MINDNUMBING. SOMETIMES I THINK I HOLD THE PULITZER PRIZE FOR BULGEREEK NOOKSTENCHING, AND YET HERE YOU IDIOTS ARE! GOING INTO HARROWING DETAIL ABOUT GAMZEE’S FUCKING NIPPLES FOR SOME REASON???
YOU KNOW WHAT, TRYING TO DECIPHER ANYTHING ABOUT HARLEY GIVES ME A HEADACHE. WHATEVER YOU SAY, MA’AM.
I DON’T THINK THAT’S HOW IT WORKS.
🪐 — JADE .ᐟ@handle.invalid · last yr.( prolonged radiation exposure )
...IS IT? IN MY EXPERIENCE, SHIT VERY QUICKLY ESCALATES AND HITS THE THRESHER AT TERMINAL VELOCITY WHEN PEOPLE AREN’T OK. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO FLY INTO ANY MURDEROUS RAGES, ARE YOU?
DAVE STRIDER (🏳️⚧️)@coolkidslament.bsky.social · last yr.no karkat im not okay if i can be honest with you but thats okay man its okay to not be okay
OH, TRUST ME. I’M WELL-AWARE OF HOW LOW WE CAN GO AND I CAN GO FURTHER. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY I’M TAKING TIME OUT OF MY VERY BUSY SCHEDULE TO RESPOND TO THIS, BY THE WAY. EVERY WORD I’VE READ FROM YOU IN THIS CHAIN IS SO MINDBOGGLINGLY IDIOTIC THAT I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE MY SCALP IS BEING
COMMANDER KARKAT@vantasspeaks.bsky.social · last yr.THE IRONY OF A SCRAWNIER KARKAT TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME IS THAT I’VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE DOING THAT JOB MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN YOU EVER COULD. YOU ARE A HALF BAKED, SHIT STAINED DRAFT OF A TROLL WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THE DEPTHS OF SELF HATRED I’M CAPABLE OF!!
NOT TO SOUND LIKE YOUR EARTH SISTER, BUT THIS IS A REALLY SAD INSIGHT INTO YOUR MENTAL STATE. I REALLY COULDN’T GIVE A NIBBLEVERMIN’S ASS ABOUT “PSYCHOANALYZING” YOU, BUT WE ARE (AND BELIEVE ME, IT DOES PAIN ME TO ADMIT THIS) FRIENDS AND THAT LAST SENTENCE ACTUALLY LEAVES ME WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
DAVE STRIDER (🏳️⚧️)@coolkidslament.bsky.social · last yr.ouch how cruel another person thinks im not funny thats such a tragedy such a shame but for real i know im only funny to myself and thats what matters not gonna lie if you cant make yourself laugh whats the fucking point of existing
WHO ASKED YOU, CYCLOPS. GO SHAVE THOSE PUBES YOU’VE EVIDENTLY GLUED TO YOUR CHIN BEFORE YOU THREATEN ME.
COMMANDER KARKAT@vantasspeaks.bsky.social · last yr.NOT IF WE SLANDER YOU FIRST