that's some big talk to the guy holding your arm joint. [he responded flatly, intense red gaze falling upon them. it was beginning to teeter on the line of fark getting frustrated and leaving 75 to flounder... perhaps it could be told by his tone. taking his glove off, he saw no screwdriver, ++

➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃@absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 2mo ago

dealt with by /me/ , obviously ! who's to say i can't pluck you out right now , huh ? i don't see any of your "loyal soldiers" anywhere . they wouldn't even know it was me to begin with ! [ they spoke confidently , though allowed their arm to be examined . perhaps they didn't take into +

⚡KRACKO so the dubbing demons may have taken over

dealt with by who, exactly? i maintain an army with loyal soldiers. you'd have to go through all of that first. [he stated simply, taking the arm into his grasp. rotating it, observing it... comparing it to his simplistic joint. maybe they were similar in some unknown way...]

➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃@absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 2mo ago

. . . ugh ! fine ! but i'm only allowing this because i don't like doing it myself ! [ grabbing onto the other bot's hand with the good arm , and accepting the support for them to get their butt off the ground . once they were up , they instinctively held the unscrewed arm . just making sure +

stop complaining and let me show you how to do it. my chassis is foreign to me, but i've broken my joints countless times. get up. [he ordered, firm yet it didn't seem malicious by any means. holding a hand out- towards the unbothered arm.] you're going to ruin your joints by being stupid.

➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃@absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 2mo ago

psssh ! and what do /you/ know about anything ? ! i bet you don't even know what that screw it for ! ( because i certainly don't . . . cough , cough . ) [ moving their arm around just in case something was truly wrong . fark certainly put that worry into their head . . . and of course , +

you and what knowledge? [fark folded his arms. he didn't seem to care about the privacy aspect at all... moreso the fact it was being done /wrong!/ standing over them, he then showed them the screw pinched between index and thumb.] you would've knocked this out either way. now you're acting ++

➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃@absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 2mo ago

least /i/ know how to knock , idiot ! [ surprised as the spray can was ripped from their grasp ! immediately trying to reach back up for it , trying to get it back ! until , they were blasted in the face by a bit of compressed air ! ] BUUWAAUGH ! [ they yelped , sputtering as they +

[immediately recoiling like a cat! seeming a bit miffed at the spraying being directed right at his face!] you lost more than the screws in your brain, moron. [he snapped, yanking the spray out of their claws and leaning down to pick up that lost screw. /PSSSH/ briefly right back at THEIR face.] +

➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃@absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 2mo ago

uuAGH -- ! ! [ immediately ripping the compressed air can out of their joint , causing a screw to pop out ! then , aiming the can at fark . . . then blowing it ! 𝙋𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙎𝙃 -- ❗❗ ] HOW ABOUT YOU KNOCK FIRST , DUMBASS ? ! ( 💢 ) I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE ! !

you seem spooked. what's the problem?

➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃@absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ holding a can of compressed air , shakingly aiming it at their elbow joint . it seems they're trying to garner courage to actually use the damn thing , as this was extremely important . unfortunately , they lost their nerve ! ]

unfortunately, i am completely unique. my intricacies are unknown even to me, to an extent. i'd allow you to look if you had any ideas. my chassis is rather small, however

you look like a very strange face. a garbage bag? that's a bit insulting to be modeled after... no matter. a fan could be beneficial either which way. my schematics are lost to time, so i'm unable to assist there. i'm a unique model in every sense, so there's only guessing.

too hot out. my fans may be outdated.

then why do you drink it? '<' can't say i understand it.

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Not really, it jus' makes m' need t' shit more . ... 200mg o' caffeine m' arse ... 💢

does it even... do anything for you at this point.

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Bah, tha' sucks ... I tend t' use 'em when I can . 'M on m' 20th can today . [ ... cracking open another one ?? ]

can't drink them. perhaps if it was robot friendly?

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3mo ago

... d'ya do energy drinks, by chance ?

ugh. such early morning endeavors annoy me...

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hm. sounds like you and spark would get along . he loves hitting my foot soldiers in a similar fashion

Adleigh A. Nivinoir!@alchemicexile.bsky.social · 3mo ago

kinda? I throw myself into traffic sometimes. you should see how fast people speed on those highways, it sends me flying~!

[family guy death pose]

sometimes spark does this to me. except it's at 120mph with his illegal street car. maybe others will find this relatable

( nc ) if i develop feelings for the robotic copy arch nemesis i think i should kill myself

i like pizza i like burger i like chicken nugget and i like honey mustard!!! everytime im in the street i get some honey mustard!!!

rarely... i don't quite think i could reach my inner core. it'd be awkward to do so.

➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃@absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 3mo ago

ah . . . have you ever done internal maintenance on yourself ? that’s what /i/ gotta learn how to do .

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

3Dwi.scr@3dwiscr.bsky.social · 3mo ago

you won't be able to save everyone you might not even be able to save yourself . welcome home .

it's easier depending on what it is. i just need my joints oiled.

➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃@absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 3mo ago

you . . . you can /do/ that ? ! i’ve tried before and i ended up messing myself up !

hmmh. time for self-maintenance, i suppose.

[clacking his beak...]

you don't need to hide that in order to be cool, you realize. besides, your efforts are unfruitful. 💧 [deadpan side eye.]

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3mo ago

[ A low huff . ] [ ... back to folding his arms again, whilst still trying to just . Inhale all of that in . ]

going back to twitter Has been tempting because i feel like i step on too many toes. then i remember bsky is oc/obscure character city and there's so many accounts that would typically go unnoticed that i ADORE seeing here. idc what fandom you're from, interaction is imminent! >:P //

well... um. i'm no expert... but just act tough, i suppose. like you don't care. i can't care, so i suppose it comes naturally to me.

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3mo ago

... gaaaah-! [ Exhaling, tummy pouring out again . ] Then how th' hell do I even do tha'-?!