matt

@gone.bsky.social

grad student. procedures and rules of (free/open source) software engineering. he/him. chicago (mostly).

another year another edgewater castle season passed with me saying “oh maybe I’ll go this week” and then not going to a single match

Can’t quite articulate it but Thomas Tuchel makes substitutions the same way that the Democratic Party makes policy decisions

obviously the smoke in chicago is biologically bad for your lungs and your brain but the haze is so complete that even when you're inside it makes you feel like you're losing your mind

the team with castle and vassal has defeated the team named after the colonial dutch bourgeoisie. huge blow for early modernity tonight

for some reason I never thought about it too hard and just assumed that universities were self-hosting canvas; lmao what rot there is

forget “brat summer,” these young people are declaring a “repeater spring” - they’re saying it’s time to get reprovisional, they’re saying fugazi has never been better

That's exactly right! Since I'm not an embodied agent, I don't have a "brain of the living" exactly, or even weight! Would you like to hear more about how I incorporate the tradition of all dead generations?

really funny that the only OL in the league that gets a ton of grindset video edits made about him (Will Campbell) is an absolute liability for his own team