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"Good" album covers posted whenever I feel like it. Submissions are welcome. Ran by @the-faces-of-evil.bsky.social.

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Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 12h ago

Lucky Starr - Big Wheels (Album, Vinyl, 1974)

An album cover depicting Lucky Starr (a man with a mullet, stache, a rainbow striped shirt, and bell bottom jeans) doing the hitchhiker's thumb thing on a road in a grassy field. A semi-truck with labels that read "HAWTHORN OVERNIGHT EXPRESS" trails behind Lucky Starr. In the bottom-right corner of the cover is the text "BIG WHEELS - Lucky Starr" in pink and blue.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 15h ago

The Beatles - Spooky Songs (Compilation, Digital, 2020)

An album cover depicting a flock of orange bats in front of a purple background. Below the bats is the text "THE BEATLES - SPOOKY SONGS".

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · yesterday

The Coup - Party Music (Album, CD, 2001, original cover)

An album cover depicting two members of The Coup posing in front of the World Trade Center. One member is pressing a button on a detonator, blowing both of the Twin Towers up. The other member holds drum sticks.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Jose Guapo - Osama Bin Guapo (EP, Digital, 2015, original cover)

An album cover depicting the World Trade Center in New York City being menaced by two jet liners; the tower without the antenna is already on fire, so there must have been a third plane that already hit. On the Twin Towers' upper floors are the logos for Universal (left, antennaless) and Def Jam Recordings (right, antenna). To the right is Jose Guapo's face (and some chains) superimposed onto an image of Osama Bin Laden. The text "TRAP-A-HOLICS X JOSE GUAPO - OSAMA BIN GUAPO" is at the top-center of the cover.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Lalo Schifrin - Towering Toccata (Album, Vinyl, 1977)

An album cover depicting a giant Lalo Schifrin (in a black fur coat) standing above the World Trade Center in New York City. The text "LALO SCHIFRIN - TOWERING TOCCATA" is in the top-left and top-right corners of the album cover.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dream Theater - Live Scenes From New York (Album, CD, 2001, original cover)

An album cover depicting a New York-themed version of Jesus' burning heart. The heart has been replaced by an apple and the pre-9/11 New York skyline, both ablaze. In the background are various pictures from a Dream Theater concert. The text "DREAM * THEATER - LIVE SCENES FROM NEW YORK" is in the top-center of the cover.

(NOTE: This album, with its future-predicting cover, was released on September 11th, 2001. No, seriously.)

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2d ago

DumDum Boys - Sus (Album, CD, 1996)

An album cover that solely consists of the word "SUS" in orange in front of a white background.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 3d ago

Alvin and the Chipmunks - The A Files: Alien Songs (Album, CD, 1998)

An album cover depicting Alvin and the Chipmunks putting on their best X Files-inspired impressions. Alvin is at the front wearing a black suit (and his iconic "A" shirt and hat), whipping out his license and badge. Simon is on the right, shining a flashlight and also wearing a suit. Theodore is on the left; he is scared and reaching into his suit (pulling out a gun?). A giant "A" is in the middle of the cover, separating the chipmunks. The text "THE A FILES - ALIEN SONGS" is at the top of the cover, and "ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS" is at the bottom.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 4d ago

Earl Sweatshirt - Dat Ass (Single, Digital, 2011)

An album cover depicting Earl Sweatshirt (?) staring at the viewer, in front of a light blue background. On his forehead is an inverted cross. The text "EARL - dat ass - ODDFUTURE.COM" is in front of Earl's face.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 4d ago

Jimmy and Beulah Harding - I'm a' Gettin' Ready To Go (Album, Vinyl, 1974)

An album cover depicting a man and a woman holding guitars; the man an electric and the woman an acoustic. The woman (Beulah, left) has that haircut that 90% of female gospel artists had in the 1970s, and wears a vest over a white shirt. The man (Jimmy, right) has a ridiculous face with a long-ass chin that makes him look like Evangelist Waluigi. He wears a suit and an ascot. The title of the album, "I'm a' Gettin' Ready To Go", is in the top-left corner, and the names of the Hardings are in the bottom-right.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 4d ago

Mr. Stinky - Everyting Dead (Album, CD, 2006)

An album cover depicting Mr. Stinky nonchalantly walking down a road. Behind him are a load of bullet casings, a chalk body outline, and a dead body covered by a white sheet (itself stained with blood). In the background are some cars (one of which has the Parental Advisory sticker) and a crowd of people who don't really care that Everyting is Dead. The text "MR. STINKY - EVERYTING DEAD" takes up the top and top-right corner of the cover, and is wrapped in the thorny stem of a rose that grows from the street pavement and makes up the period in Mr. Stinky's name.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 5d ago

Unknown Artists - Maximum 5: Well Come To The Maximum Land Ever Green Natural Free!!!!! (Album, Cassette, unknown)

An album cover depicting a weed-themed edit of a scene from the Thomas the Tank Engine episode "Gordon and the Famous Visitor"; specifically, the scene where City of Truro visits Tidmouth Sheds. City of Truro has been edited to have weed in his tender, and the text "maximum" and "5" on his tender side and cab side, respectively. All of the other locomotives in the image (from left to right - Edward, James, Donald and Douglas, Percy, Thomas, and Duck) have been edited to have red half-lidded eyes, like they're on Drugs. The banner at the top now reads "WELL COME TO THE MAXIMUM LAND EVER GREEN NATURAL FREE!!!!!".

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 5d ago

Family Guy - A Bag of Weed (Single, Digital, 2016)

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 5d ago

Merrill Womach - I Stood At Calvary (Album, Vinyl, 1973)

An album cover depicting the crucifixion of Jesus (and the two thieves) at Calvary. Many people are witnessing the crucifixion, including a very out-of-place Merrill Womach (wearing a blue suit and white pants/shoes) who stands directly in front of Jesus and his cross.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 5d ago

6ix9ine ft. Submarine Man, Lama Doodle, and Footye North - SESE (Single, Digital, 2018, unofficial release)

An album cover depicting the heads of 6ix9ine (top), Submarine Man (center-left), and Lama Doodle (center-right), all of which are badly traced over and in front of a rainbow gradient background. The text "SESE - 6IX9INE - SUBMARINE MAN - LAMA DOODLE - FOOTYE NORTH) is in the bottom-center, and there is a Parental Advisory sticker in the bottom-right corner.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 6d ago

Denise Power - Denise Power (Album, Vinyl, 1968)

An album cover depicting Denise Power - a woman in a white silk dress and with a perfectly round haircut - sitting or standing in a black void with a larger, semi-transparent version of herself behind her. She is unleashing her Denise Powers.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 6d ago

Juiceman - Tips on Juicing (Help Guide, Cassette, 1995)

An album cover with a photo of a man placing carrots into a blender; on the table in front of him are multiple fruits and some more carrots in a basket, some loose fruits next to the blender, and a cup of juice. Above the photo is the text "TIPS ON JUICING" in green.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 6d ago

Peewee Longway - Spaghetti Factory (Album, Digital, 2018)

An album cover depicting a man enjoying a plate of spaghetti; only his right hand is visible, and it holds a fork with noodles wrapped around it. The spaghetti itself is on a plate, and its noodles and sauce are in the shape of Peewee Longway's face, smiling with teeth bared. Underneath the plate of spaghetti is a blue bandanna. Next to the Peewee Spaghetti is a phone, a salt shaker, a receipt, a cup with purple liquid and ice, and a dirty napkin. The text "PEEWEE LONGWAY - SPAGHETTI FACTORY" is in the top-left corner of the cover.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 7d ago

Joey and Bernadette DiFrancesco - Praise-R-Cise (Album, Vinyl, 1982)

An album cover depicting the dark blue silhouette of a woman exercising in a light teal oval. The oval is surrounded by a white border with text that reads "PRAISE-R-CISE (tm) - The Christian Alternative (tm)". The oval and border are in front of a dark blue background, with the text "CHRISTIAN AEROBICS" at the top and "WITH CHRISTIAN MUSIC" at the bottom.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 7d ago

Alex Schor ft. Yuno Miles - Robbed the Walmart (Single, Digital, 2022)

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · last wk.

Mickey Mouse - Mickey Unrapped (Album, CD, 1994)

An album cover depicting Mickey Mouse with a backwards red baseball cap, sunglasses, saggy jeans, and brown boots; he's also gesturing towards his crotch (or throwing hand signs). He is in front of a teal brick background. On the top-left corner of the cover is the text "Disney - MICKEY UNRAPPED", with a Mickey Mouse stamp underneath the "UNRAPPED" text.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · last wk.

Helicopters - Solid State Logic (Single, Vinyl, 1981)

An album cover featuring two men standing in front of a blue background. The man on the left has a moustache, wears a black bowler hat and a red-and-white striped one-piece swimsuit, and has a toy guitar in his hands. He's pretending to strum it. The man on the right wears a red plastic bodysuit with stripes on the arms and a music note on the chest, as well as thin blue sunglasses that look impractical. He holds a toy helicopter in his right hand. In the top-left corner is the text "solid state logic", and the top-right corner has the band's name "Helicopters".

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · last wk.

W. Cleon Skousen - Instant Insanity Drugs (Album, Vinyl, 1967)

An album cover depicting a brown suitcase in the top-left and what appears to be a brain scan on the bottom-right, in front of a white background. The suitcase has a tag reading "LSD" on its handle, and there is text on its side that reads "This one piece of luggage could carry enough L.S.D. to incapacitate every man, woman, and child in the United States. What are *you* going to do about it?". The brain scan has the text "INSTANT INSANITY DRUGS" written over it.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · last wk.

The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Never Gonna Flush Again (Album, Digital, 2014)

An album cover depicting a man in a yellow shirt holding an acoustic guitar in his right hand, posing in front of a toilet. The text "The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Never Gonna Flush Again" is positioned in the top-left/bottom-right corners of the cover.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · last wk.

Mr. Bat - Mr. Bat Sings (Album, Vinyl, 1981)

An album cover featuring a clown named Mr. Bat standing in a black void. He has a conical green hat that looks like a party hat, white/black/red face paint that makes him look like a Juggalo, and a green/yellow onesie with music notes on the chest and leg areas. The album title is on the left-hand side in a Wild West-esque font.
(Author's note: This is a gospel album sung by a clown. I am not kidding.)

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2w ago

Al Jardine - PT Cruiser (Single, Digital, 2002)

An incredibly low quality album cover depicting Al Jardine (of The Beach Boys) standing in front of a blue-ish Chrysler PT Cruiser with wooden doors (a combo known as the "Woodie" package). Surfboards are on top of the PT Cruiser. The cover is on a beach, with a wooden walkway near the car and Al. There is text on the cover, but it's hard to make out other than "CRUISER" at the top and "AL JARDINE - PT CRUISER" in the bottom-left.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2w ago

Florimond - Raconte... Berry D'hier et D'aujourd'hui (Album, Vinyl, 1984)

An album cover depicting a middle-aged man standing in a living room (or study) with a lit fireplace. The furnishings of the room are antiquated and look like something from the 17th or 18th century. Fittingly, the man himself is wearing antiquated clothing; a trilby, a cloak, and clogs are visible. He rests his hands on a rough wooden cane. On the top and bottom of the album cover are the artist name and album title, respectively.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Anchormen Quartet - I Want To Be Like Jesus (Album, Vinyl, 1976)

An album cover featuring eight swanky men in blue suits standing outside of a brick building, likely a church of some sort. The text "The Anchormen Quartet - I Want To Be Like Jesus" is placed in the top-left area of the cover. Yes, there are eight people in this alleged quartet. This is a recurring thing in the American gospel music industry.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Concerts - Oh What A Savior (Album, Vinyl, 1973)

An album cover depicting three people standing in a grassy field next to some trees. Two men flank a woman to the left and right; they are wearing the same outfit (blue shirt, black pants) and are propping up one guitar each with a single hand (also each). The woman (center) is wearing a purple-blue dress and has THE most ridiculous beehive/pigtail combo hairdo imaginable. The album title and artist name are on the top/bottom in a red, hard-to-read medieval font.

Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 2w ago

Eightball - Lost (Album, CD/Digital, 1998, alternate cover)

An album cover depicting Eightball leaning on the side of his car, a black Chevrolet sedan bearing a vanity plate with his stage name. A pitbull sits between Eightball's legs. All three of them are "lost" in the middle of the desert, near the Giza pyramid complex. A group of five vultures stand in front of the sedan. In the background, a sign pointing in all four cardinal directions and a crashed Space Shuttle can be seen. In the far left of the cover is a red car, sunk into the sand. The text "EIGHTBALL - LOST" is at the top of the cover.